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Forwarded from King Koopa's Shellposting Kingdom (Cristiano Rosa)
Cola helped a woman survive by eliminating a dangerous condition.

The American woman went to the hospital complaining of severe pain in the upper abdomen. Examination revealed that a large mass of undigested food had formed in her stomach, which was life-threatening. However, instead of surgery, doctors prescribed her to drink 1.5 liters of diet cola per day (regular cola was not an option due to her diabetes).

Within two days, the symptoms disappeared, and a repeat examination showed that the mass had completely dissolved, and her stomach was now fine.

This is how we treat ourselves.
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Forwarded from Endeavour
Hollywood's dearth of creativity and millenials' craving for depression-soothing nostalgia have gotten so extreme, they're now rebooting movies most people had totally forgotten seeing.
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Forwarded from THVNDΣRDOMΣ (Raginawaldaz)
Real life is like WH40K except Congress has like 400 little golden thrones and we import Orks and manufacture Nurglites to ensure an everlasting miniature war on our own soil so we can make sure we sacrifice 1000 goyim a day to keep the gerontocrats alive long enough to make sure anti-Chaos candidates don't get elected

(And no this isn't the same as soyim comparing politics to Harry Potter and Marvel because when I do it it's based)
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its been a pleasure gentleman
But know this
I will not go quietly into the evil ass rape fog
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Forwarded from burialgoods
I am opposed to the existence of any dog smaller than a large cat.

Those animals are a wad of phlegmy spit in the face of God and all creation.
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