Kingpin 1996
Great movie, really funny

Today is john browns birthday lets all remember him as the retarded faggot he was and how he died like a bitch

Main Character-Yakubian?
But thats MY name!

He'll Yeah

This is how you can spice up a monday

Oi, ya git! Listen 'ere, ya little squig. Wot da ZOG did ya just say 'bout me, ya grot? I'z tellin' ya, I ain't no runt. I was da biggest an' da meanest in da whole Warboss' mob, and been on loads of sneaky raids smashin' Gitz and taking dere teef, racked up over 300 smashed 'eads. Proper GORK 'N MORK trained, and I'z da shootiest sniper in da whole damn WAAAGH! You? Yer just a target, ya hear? I'z gonna krump ya real good with shootin' you ain't never seen. Mark my words, ya humie. Ya think ya can yap at me on da clicky-box an' get away with it? Think again. Right now, I got me grot spies all over da place trackin' ya stinkin' trail, so ya best get ready for da WAAAGH, ya maggot. Da WAAAGH dat's gonna stomp ya puny life. Youz done it now, ya runt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and krump ya in over seven 'undred ways, and dat's just with me bare 'ands. I ain't just good at choppin', I got access to every bit of dakka da boyz can carry. I'z willin' to use every bit of it to wipe ya miserable self off diz whole stinkin' planet, ya little grot. If ya only knew da WAAAGH you was bringin' down on yerself with dat puny yap, ya woulda kept yer gob shut. But ya didn't, and now ya payin' da price, ya dumb git. I'z gonna unleash all da fury all over ya, and ya gonna drown in it. Yer dead, squig. DEAD!