BREAKING: Donald Trump signs Executive Order sentencing all HR ladies to become various species of lichen

I saw a new silent hill was coming out and I was like hey man das kewl and looked into it some more and saw it has parrying and dodging attached to a stamina meter, weapon durability (not the first time in a silent hill game but still cringe), a panic/insanity meter like from Eternal Darkness and just based on that alone I bet it has item crafting and paragliding and that various horrific creatures will periodically visit silent hill and you can build a house for them if you want to after borrowing money from Tom Nook

Gameplay mechanics and the homogenization of game mechanics as a substitute for real atmosphere is the end of the damn world

The f in silent hill f stands for fuck you give us money none of these remakes and reboots are worth a fuck

NOW - Tucker Carlson tells his "favourite story ever" at Charlie Kirk's memorial service.

@disclosetv

“We can’t have a Christian Nation!”

My brother in Christ, The Presidential cabinet just shared the Gospel to millions

You best believe you can have a Christian Nation — you’re in one.

Crybaby libtards will complain saying there's a lack of separation of church and state.

Separation of church and state doesn't mean there's a separation of God and state or a separation of God's moral law and state biatch

To the big-ass bitch: I'm getting you pregnant when I find you.

I'm eating spaghetti

It didn't fall apart tonight so I'm not crying tonight

Looks good 👍🏿

We have zero fucking money what do you want from us

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

NOW - Trump says tomorrow will be the "biggest announcement medically" in the history of U.S., "I think we've found an answer to autism."

@disclosetv

Please please please please let it be a big titty goth girl and a voucher for free Lego for life

And cigarettes

If they announce a vaccine for autism I'm going to have an aneurysm