I don't know why the left nut stings

Maya launched a testicular tortion spell from hell

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Just do cocaine you fucking pussies

I'm 98% sure inositol is one of them that makes you fart your ass off

It's called blow because it makes you rearrange your shitchute

No idea who that Nepalese woman is but I like the caption

Soon I'm going to watch Eraserhead again

And get scared

It's only a matter of minutes

Just gotta finish this episode of Pin Tweaks, take a leak, smoke a cig and then I'm good to go

“The universal church of the future” is an 1883 illustration by Joseph Keppler and Adolph Schwarzmann envisioning a future where religion and science were one. Portraits hang of Nicolaus Copernicus, Charles Darwin, Baruch Spinoza and Thomas Paine.
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@r_propagandaposters

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Be quiet Felix I'm watching Eraserhead

despite all my rage

The girls have heard this before, but
14 years ago I had an operation on my arm here
Doctors said I wouldn't be able to use it
What the hell do they know, I said!

And I rubbed it for a half hour every day
And I got so's could move it a little and then
And I got so I could turn a faucet a little
And pretty soon I had my arm back again!

Now I can't feel a damn thing in it
All numb!
I'm afraid to cut it, you know?

Mary usually does the carving
But maybe tonight you do it, Henry
Alright with you?

tfw you're not in the placeholder secret chat