Top 10 greatest philosophers of all time

The Chinese keep the really good fortune cookie fortunes for themselves and only give us the vague and shitty ones in hopes that it'll give them the chance to become more powerful than us by making our lives stagnant and boring.

I got two really good fortunes back to back after years of getting vague shitty ones so I'm never opening another one again. It is now guaranteed I "will be the sunshine in someone's life" and I "will have gold pieces by the bushel" so consider that before you're mean to me on the internet

What game are these niggas even playing

If you say water polo just know I know you're making shit up

This fucking freak also trips me out

Few know this but Ishirō Honda actually used the audio of this guy stomping in the 1954 classic Godzilla

Same sound effect

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"Mister Wonka, the oompa loompas are revolting..."

My gift to hippy wife for Valentine's Day will be 35 minutes without a bald, potato shaped midget puking on her tit.

The only reason anyone says God damn is if they want God to damn something. Fortunately for us, Ilhan Omar doesn't know God.

God bless the USA

Few appreciate what mothra did mediating between Godzilla and Rodan in 1964. Had she not done what she did, earth would have become like Venus at the hands of King Ghidorah 🙏🏻 thank you Mothra

Society cat I need to inform you that the events in godzilla are fictional