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Expect certain types to fingerwag at faithful Lutherans that they're idolaters for wanting pure doctrine.
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Forwarded from Radical Liberation
“We had a new user post here that Mr. Turnipseed is a real person. WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE?”

Back story: Ryan Turnipseed, frequent co-host on the Radical Liberation channel, revealed his face and real name, at my request, when he started as co-host of the weekly show on July 2021. Ryan has also been a guest at our home more than once and traveled with me and other members of my family to two conferences.

Now he has lead a successful charge against the new catechism of the LCMS (Ryan's denomination) which was compromised with the usual progressive nonsense. The LCMS has withdrawn the new catechism due to the concerns Ryan raised!!

Because of his unusual name, some continue to think that he is an anonymous account... And, now that he isn't real.

My sides! 🤣
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Ryan Turnipseed does not exist. You might know otherwise. You might have even met him. Heck, you could be Ryan himself. But is it worth being excommunicated? Ryan Turnipseed does not exist.
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Forwarded from Aryan
"There is an idea of a Ryan Turnipseed. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze... and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."
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So, ladies and gentlemen, how has it felt being subscribed to the telegram channel of a guy that doesn’t exist?
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Forwarded from Stone Choir
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Forwarded from Radical Liberation
"What’s up with this pretense that [Ryan Turnipseed] is an “anon?”...

"[this] allows the Antifascist to dehumanize their opposition..."

Charlemagne on denying Ryan exists. For the Old Glory Club.

https://oldgloryclub.substack.com/p/ryan-turnipseed-does-not-exist-and
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Forwarded from The Restoration Bureau
A Gaping Maw?
A Gaping Mind!
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These two “defenses” of the Catechism are currently tied for most shockingly incompetent
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Forwarded from Repeal the 20th Century ☦️🇱🇮🇸🇬🇸🇴
I'm locked out of my Twitter for 7 days and this is like the third time so now I have a Telegram for when this happens
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Forwarded from Esoterica Americana (Christopher Sandbatch)
Bang
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It’s been about a week since some pastors began asserting that I took things out of context when going through the Catechism, and not one of them has posted anything at all to show what the actual context was to anyone concerned.
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People simply have a warped sense of what "fun" even is... They see manufactured pop culture examples of "fun" and get FOMO for something that doesn't exist.

Mind you, I'm not talking about stuff like sitting around a bonfire having a few drinks with your buddies. I mean these big, fake "rager" parties in movies like Project X, events that seldom ever actually happen and, to the degree that they ever do, are not common events in most people's lives.

Think of all the terrible teen "coming of age" movies that involve some ridiculous, contrived spectacle of degeneracy. There have to be hundreds, maybe thousands of them, not to mention TV shows. For all the hubbub about Euphoria, we should really take a sober look back at the kind of garbage pop culture that we millennials were bombarded with growing up.

This is where this maladaptive idea of "fun" comes from, and people who have fallen for it tend to accuse detractors of being "stuffy" or just jealous that they're not included in it. Well, as someone who has been on all sides of this front of the Culture War, I can handily tell you that no, getting blackout drunk or taking drugs every weekend (or perhaps every night if you're really bad) is not "fun." It's just pathetic and a good way to crush a person's spirit.

It's the kind of thing where, in the process of doing it, you may well realize how badly you are hurting yourself, and yet you will continue to do it out of habit, and because the only "friends" you have all expect you to do it with them. This is no way to live, but if you grow up being brainwashed by this kind of pop culture garbage, it becomes the default setting for "having fun."

What do I think is "fun" now? Reading to my kids. Listening to music, without drugs or alcohol, so that I can actually appreciate it. Shooting guns. Fishing. Even just going for a simple drive in the car. Anything is more fun than sitting around with a bunch of burnout losers who don't know how to "have fun" without "partying."
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I remember seeing a study which found that married people actually have sex more regularly than single people. Go figure. Seems like you can have sex regularly with a trusted, loving partner, or you can put on your clown makeup and join the rat race of bad, meaningless, infrequent sex with many strangers.

Normies have been psyopped into viewing the latter as "freedom."

https://t.iss.one/remnantposter/1789?comment=28724
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