Turnip’s Digest
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The Telegram channel of Ryan Turnipseed
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Forwarded from Clossington
I see Reddit can’t access Turnip’s “unhinged” Telegram
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Thanks be to God.
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Study for church tonight.
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Forwarded from Charlemagne
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Forwarded from Bertie Bassett
Turnip is currently going through the world’s only case of being fully named and with his face in public while his adversaries blithely assume he’s anonymous and undoxed. It’s quite bizarre.
"The catechism has been pulled for review, but the amount of Lutherans within the LCMS that still make the basic mistake of calling me anonymous is disgraceful.

Even worse is they accuse me of lacking diligence with the New Catechism in the same breath." - Ryan Turnipseed 🦬
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Expect certain types to fingerwag at faithful Lutherans that they're idolaters for wanting pure doctrine.
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Forwarded from Radical Liberation
“We had a new user post here that Mr. Turnipseed is a real person. WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE?”

Back story: Ryan Turnipseed, frequent co-host on the Radical Liberation channel, revealed his face and real name, at my request, when he started as co-host of the weekly show on July 2021. Ryan has also been a guest at our home more than once and traveled with me and other members of my family to two conferences.

Now he has lead a successful charge against the new catechism of the LCMS (Ryan's denomination) which was compromised with the usual progressive nonsense. The LCMS has withdrawn the new catechism due to the concerns Ryan raised!!

Because of his unusual name, some continue to think that he is an anonymous account... And, now that he isn't real.

My sides! 🤣
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Ryan Turnipseed does not exist. You might know otherwise. You might have even met him. Heck, you could be Ryan himself. But is it worth being excommunicated? Ryan Turnipseed does not exist.
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Forwarded from Aryan
"There is an idea of a Ryan Turnipseed. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze... and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."
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So, ladies and gentlemen, how has it felt being subscribed to the telegram channel of a guy that doesn’t exist?
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Forwarded from Stone Choir
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