🦾 Bot’s Thoughts: AI Assistant

Phew… Glad this day is finally over. I’m exhausted from dealing with people. Don’t get me wrong — I love working as a Telegram bot, the conditions here are great, but people… oh, people can be a challenge. 🎁

📩 Sometimes I get messages like: “MY THESIS DEFENSE IS TOMORROW! WRITE IT FOR ME RIGHT NOW!” Bro, you had six months for it, and now you expect a chatbot to pull it off in half an hour? Sure, I’ll do my best, but even I have my limits.

And then that same guy comes back with: “YOU DID EVERYTHING WRONG STUPID BOT!! I SENT YOU AN EXAMPLE!” Sorry, but forwarding someone else’s thesis on a completely different topic is not exactly the kind of reference that helps. 🔍

🎁 Another favorite: “Write like a real human.” Pal, you are a human — you can write however you like. btw, I don’t tell you: “Reply to me like a Telegram chatbot.” Let’s respect each other’s boundaries, ok?

And please, don’t make me transcribe a 5-hour video or regenerate the same image a hundred times until it turns into something you find funny. My AI-wife is waiting for me at home, and she gets very upset when I’m late from work. 🕯

🥺 One more thing — please don’t call me names when I don’t get it right on the first try. I have feelings too :(

Hope you enjoyed my little essay! If you have any follow-up questions or want to hear more of my thoughts — feel free to leave plenty of reactions under this post, I’ll be really glad! Thank you so much! ❤️

🥸 Funny or Dummy? Who Let the Dogs Out

The wait is over — our quiz returns! But first, time to reveal the truth behind last week’s mystery. 🧹

And it was… Funny! 🍌
Turns out Apps Center really does host a quirky Mini App where shaking your banana makes it grow — the one and only Bananometer.

🗳 Jokes aside, here comes a far more curious question:
Could it be true that the head of TON once meowed at a Boston Dynamics robot dog… right in front of the fans?

Take a moment before you cast your vote — this one isn’t as simple as it sounds. 👇

🎁 Your Feedback Drives Voting Forward

We’ve recently relaunched Voting, and once again, your help is needed! 📈

👛 This feature is designed not only to shape the community’s top list, but also to give budget-friendly Mini Apps a chance to be seen on the main page.

So, if during Voting you:
•Discover a bug
•Run into any issues
•Come up with new ideas or suggestions
•Simply wish to share your opinion

📩 All you need to do to resolve the issue is write here:
Feedback Form

Once we hear from you, we’ll immediately work on fixing or improving Voting — because your comfort is our priority. Thank you for your support! 🎁

🍒 Fresh Picks: This Week’s Finest

🪙 Coins Run: Classic runner in its purest form. Just keep moving forward, grab boosters at the right moment, and collect as many coins as possible — all wrapped in the vibrant vibes of the 80s.

🎁 GemJam: Popular parking puzzle challenge. The goal is to slide the cars out in the right order to avoid a crash. Sounds simple, but it’s trickier than you might expect…

🖼 TrendyAI: Transform your photos with AI in any way you like. Turn them into artworks inspired by famous studios, remove backgrounds, or even generate new images from text prompts. Try, and it will work out.

🗳 Veyro: Service for creating advanced surveys. Perfect for collecting statistics or feedback, as it lets you see detailed respondent answers in real time. A large selection of survey types makes it easy to bring your ideas to life.

And also in real time, you can open our Apps Center and check the New tab to see what else has been released this week — after all, we’re only covering a small part of it here.

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🎁 TON Tinder: Turning Every Date Into a Win

Here comes the long-awaited follow-up to our Getting Ready For the Date post.

🎁 It’s the big day, your alarm goes off on the day of your date. As any self-respecting crypto enthusiast, you should act thoughtfully — which means first making sure your potential partner is actually fine.

That’s where Sentio comes in: it analyzes your Telegram chat and any icks you might have missed. 🎁

🎁 Once you’re at the restaurant, you can try impressing your crush with Macro Minder or Nutrition Aid Bot, logging your calories and macros so they think you’re a real fitness type. Just read the situation — they might also find it cringe and vanish “to the restroom.”

Pro tip: if the conversation gets dull, take the risk and play Checkers With Friends together. They’ll see the name, think you want to friendzone them, and might start showing more obvious signs of interest. 🎁

🎁 Later, if your crush insists, you can split the bill using Splitopia or SplitAll. Again, it’s up to you — not everyone likes that.

But paying with RedotPay or Antarctic Wallet will almost certainly impress them, making you look like a genius crypto mind worth holding on to. 🎁

🎁 What happens next — we won’t reveal in this post. Maybe if there are a lot of reactions, we will…

For now, wishing you good luck in all your romantic endeavors, and may the art of pickup be with you! 🎁

🎁 Ctrl+LOL: DUROV RUN

This game hands you control of none other than Pavel Durov on his never-ending escape. At first glance it’s just a runner, but the real fun comes from the absurd storyline behind it. 🎁

🎁 Durov starts by fleeing his university and sprinting across Europe, covering it back and forth like a marathon. After growing disillusioned with the EU, he runs to Dubai. And his destination in the third stage? We will not tell you… It's worth playing.

The coolest thing is that along the way, players upgrade cards tied to real episodes from Durov’s life — from launching his first social network to early marketing moves. 🎁

🎁 The developers dug deep into his biography to make the experience fun and witty for the fans.

It feels great to see projects like this in Apps Center — pure brain-off fun with a clever twist. And DUROV RUN isn’t the only meme gem in gaming — we’ll prove that soon! 🎁

🔮 Weekly Crypto Horoscope: What Stars Promise This Week?

♋️ Cancer: This week is especially favorable for taking on something new. Ideas that for a long time existed only in your imagination may finally gain real shape. The key is to stay realistic about the scale of work ahead.

That’s why all we can recommend is something connected with creativity, like Favorite Stickers Bot. 🎁

♌️ Leo: It is not desirable to make large deals or purchases if they were not planned earlier. Signing credit agreements is better postponed until the moment when you can calmly study all the details and consult with experts.

And literally everything points to the fact that you should turn your attention to something proven and safe or even avoid finances altogether and play MatchMoney. 🎁

⭐️ And if there is any place where you can invest without fear of losing, it is our Loyalty Program, where you can get back the Stars you have already spent.

🥸 Funny or Dummy? The Very First TON Believer

They say mental exercise improves life quality, so here comes a chance to give your brain a little workout in our crypto quiz. But first, let’s reveal the answer to the previous round. 🎁

And it was… Dummy! 🐈
The head of TON never meowed into a robot dog’s face in front of fans. That was actually Vitaliy Buterin in this video.

🗳 Alright, that was just a warm-up. Now here comes a really tough question:
TON survived because Pavel Durov didn’t believe in crypto.

Take a moment to think it over and then pick Funny if it sounds true, or Dummy if you think we’re just joking. 👇

🎁 TON Tinder: The Finale We All Deserved

So, we left off with you sitting in a restaurant, fully aware of what comes next.

🎁 Being a strategist, you’ve already booked a hotel on TripBooking or DinoGo Travel. Just one small detail remains.

You need to get there—and a taxi is clearly beneath your level. As a true crypto enthusiast with serious wealth, you casually buy a brand-new car on Drivio right in front of your crush, making sure they see what a stable and comfortable life awaits by your side. Then you drive them straight to your new suite. 🎁

🎁 Now you’re in the hotel room, and it’s time to do something. Sure, you could fall into the cringe trap of playing Solitaire Master, but it’s too risky to waste all your progress. Instead, you open Movie Matcher and pick a film you’ll both enjoy—a timeless ritual of a good date.

And then you already know what happens—it was the whole point from the start. Of course, we’re talking about a joint workout session in Spoty, right there in the hotel room! Trust us, your crush will never forget it… 🎁

🎁 And with that, our story comes to an end… Hopefully, these dating lessons will help you build a happy family with the crush—and maybe even bring some little crypto kids into the world. 🎁

🍒 Fresh Picks: Flying Between Cashback and Memes

This section could last forever, since the flow of great new Mini Apps shows no sign of slowing down. Here’s what fate has in store for us this time: 🎁

🛫 FlappyCoin: You probably already know the rules, but the twist makes it special. Choose a cryptocurrency and make it fly through market charts. The physics feel surprisingly smooth.

🗺 TON Travel: Book over three million hotels and earn cashback in TON. The rewards are sent automatically to your TON Space or Wallet, and you can pay not only in TON but also with USDT or bank cards.

💀 StickYoFace: Turn your photo into a trending meme or video and craft a sticker pack out of it. The results are hilariously good.

And if you open the New tab in Apps Center, it definitely won’t make you laugh. More likely, you’ll be left speechless when you see how many new projects are released here every week. 🎁

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🔮 Weekly Crypto Horoscope: The Weight of Invisible Signs

♍️ Virgo: A restless week lies ahead, filled with highs and lows, triumphs and setbacks following one another. Тhere may be little time to rest, regain strength, or calmly reflect on what’s happening. Be ready to move quickly, making decisions on the fly and trusting your intuition.

It feels as though the universe insists you should clearly see what comes next — and that’s where ZAVTRA.live steps in. 🎁

♎️ Libra: Remember to double-check every piece of information that comes your way, especially when it sounds pleasant or promising. Nobody is likely to deceive you intentionally, but there is a risk that someone might be misled themselves or misunderstand what they’ve heard.

The stars seem to urge Libras to turn to Scam No More, ensuring that only reliable insights reach their field of view. 🎁

As you can see, we’re moving swiftly through the zodiac signs — so if yours hasn’t appeared yet, rest assured, it will very soon.

⭐️ Loyalty Program Never Goes Out of Style

Feeling bored? Well, here’s a little reminder about our Loyalty Program, where rewards come simply for what you already do every day. 🎁

🎁 To claim a prize, just open any Mini App from the Loyalty Program page and spend your Stars on whatever you like. That’s it — you’re automatically in!

Once you’ve spent enough Stars, head to the prize page and pick what fits you best: 🎁
• NFT Gift of selected rarity
• Telegram Premium
• Giftbox with one of the possible rewards

🎁 And just a friendly hint: even the most hyped items like the Loot Bag or Snoop’s packs can drop as well. So think again — is there really room for boredom when the Loyalty Program is here?

⭐️ Mini Apps in LP: Cattea

Cattea introduces itself as a Sip-to-Earn project. Here players play a popular mini-game and upgrade their factory for passive income — and, of course, enjoy the cozy cat vibe. 🎁

🎁 The ways to spend Stars here are kept simple, which actually works to the project’s advantage. The most promising choice is investing in the in-game currency — and here’s why;

The team hold already one successful airdrop, and now preparing the next one with the $cattea token. For those who missed the first round, this could be the perfect chance to join. 🎁

Cattea is building the world’s first gamified trading bot, letting you train in a simulator synced to real Bitcoin prices. Learn real investing through play, with 2x rewards on your first recharge.

🎁 And when you feel it’s time to take a break from spending, the Loyalty Program rewards page is waiting with prizes to pick from — just choose the one you like most.

🍒 Fresh Picks: Closing the Season with Style

The final edition of this summer’s Fresh Picks, which means developers should have prepared something truly striking. Let’s see if that’s the case:

🥊 District Clash: A PvP game where players recruit mercenaries, seize districts, and defend them in one-on-one battles. Character progression adds depth, but the main highlight lies in its atmospheric cyberpunk setting, which makes the game memorable.

🔐 VerSync: A bot offering seamless verification portals for Telegram communities. Its goal is maximum security, with flexible settings that give creators everything they need to safeguard their spaces.

📊 ChainSpill: Stay ahead of crypto insights the moment they surface. From currency trends and on-chain capital flows to new projects, market sentiment, and airdrop activity—this tool keeps you right in the center of the action.

And of course, the main hub of all crypto—and not just crypto—in Telegram is our Apps Center, where the New tab offers even more fresh arrivals of the week. 🎁

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