markets hella bad

but $Jeff is up

https://photon-sol.tinyastro.io/en/lp/GRkZiHR3DNfuUc3zssUETna9yiiKfPZFo1EbwhhioYmy?handle=2843129d9c314f555b119c

📈 Holder Flow · Capybara Jeff (Jeff)
├─ Trend
│ Δ +111.04% · Drift -60.99% · ATR +19.88%
│ Swing H $0.00016125 (Mar 09 06:55 AM EDT) / L $0.00001275 (Mar 09 05:30 AM EDT)
│ Range 1164.3% across 122 candles
├─ Levels (MC basis)
│ Pivot $90.33K · R1 $166.57K (0x) · S1 $2.66K (0x)
│ R2 $254.24K · S2 -$73.59K · Range 1164.3%
└─ Pattern
• Balanced coil, volatile vol, Δ +111.04% over 122 candles
• S1 defenses 0x vs R1 taps 0x · Pivot is live MC bias
Legend: ● accum | ✕ exit | Amber avg entry | Channels regression | Audit tile = TP/FP/TN/FN

📌 At Ease 5 (5)
├─ CA: BfGzWYcjtmkcjGN7szBZ3L8yRpyfcWys5o6ZvzAWpump
├─ Market Cap: $32,731
├─ Liquidity: $14,100
├─ Vol (24h): $145,541
├─ First Scanned: {zeppelinx2} @ $37,120 (📉 -11.8% → $32,731)
├─ Mint Authority: Revoked ✅
└─ Prediction: 70.00 (Moderate risk)
📣 Socials
├─ Twitter: https://x.com/i/communities/2031111686891897336
└─ Telegram: N/A
Mentions: N/A (60m)

📈 Holder Flow · At Ease 5 (5)
├─ Trend
│ Δ -28.64% · Drift -29.97% · ATR +32.65%
│ Swing H $0.00005652 (Mar 09 07:00 PM EDT) / L $0.00001623 (Mar 09 06:20 PM EDT)
│ Range 248.4% across 38 candles
├─ Levels (MC basis)
│ Pivot $34.34K · R1 $51.76K (0x) · S1 $9.75K (0x)
│ R2 $76.36K · S2 -$7.68K · Range 248.4%
└─ Pattern
• Distribution leg, volatile vol, Δ -28.64% over 38 candles
• S1 defenses 0x vs R1 taps 0x · Pivot is live MC bias
Legend: ● accum | ✕ exit | Amber avg entry | Channels regression | Audit tile = TP/FP/TN/FN

📌 At Ease 5 (5)
├─ CA: BfGzWYcjtmkcjGN7szBZ3L8yRpyfcWys5o6ZvzAWpump
├─ Market Cap: $50,628
├─ Liquidity: $17,678
├─ Vol (24h): $162,397
├─ First Scanned: {zeppelinx2} @ $39,976 (📈 +26.6% → $50,628)
├─ Mint Authority: Revoked ✅
└─ Prediction: 70.00 (Moderate risk)
📣 Socials
├─ Twitter: https://x.com/i/communities/2031111686891897336
└─ Telegram: N/A
Mentions: N/A (60m)

‌‌‌‌‎Oil Coin (OIL) 🟢 v2 ETH $0.00001274

Price Volume B/S

5M:     0%   $0        0/0   
1H: -7.79%   $384      2/2   
1D: -50.6%   $25.4K  121/97  

Links: TG
MC: 12.7K | Liq: 3.77K (100% 🔥)
ATH: 39.8K (3.1x) 1 day ago
Tax: 0 / 0 | Gas: $0.76 / $0.47
Age: 8 months | Holders: 64
Chart: /c_cFc7D2 | 🫧 Map: /b_cFc7D2

Checksum: /ce_e1ffe40e
└Rug Ratio: 1.55K / 3.93K (40%)

Photon | DEXScreener | DexTools | Trade

0x6cAFe9A75a4FC185ca3Fe07d50B960C4b20ad69D
CA: Verified, Renounced (check for hidden functions), Blacklist, Max Tx Limit, Whitelist, Tax Modifiable
Holders | Moonarch | hp.is | Dev

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$SOIL looks good from here

https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0xcfc7d255753af0f2271f5a37caab4558a60fecaa

$SOIL

this looks even better, love to see it early in the afternoon, makes for good positioning throughout the week.

https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0xcfc7d255753af0f2271f5a37caab4558a60fecaa

✅ Top Successful Tokens
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
1. Distorted Face (Distorte) — $55.8K → $1.35M | +2316.0% | 24.16x | EPuZ…pump
2. AgentHub (AgentHub) — $14.4K → $129.0K | +798.6% | 8.99x | 5qb1…pump
3. Life If... (Life) — $63.7K → $240.4K | +277.3% | 3.77x | C4yD…pump
4. hairy creature (creature) — $30.8K → $115.8K | +275.6% | 3.76x | 6uQQ…pump
5. revm (REVM) — $26.6K → $75.8K | +185.1% | 2.85x | EX4n…pump
6. Hamster (Hamster ) — $17.4K → $46.8K | +168.2% | 2.68x | 2SN5…pump
7. ネイル鳩 (NailPige) — $75.8K → $199.1K | +162.8% | 2.63x | D5Wo…pump
8. Siri (SIRI) — $209.5K → $494.0K | +135.8% | 2.36x | d4Vn…pump

i honestly like this oil coin out of all the ones i've seen so far

✅ Top Successful Tokens
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
1. Distorted Face (Distorte) — $55.8K → $4.62M | +8175.2% | 82.75x | EPuZ…pump
2. paperclipai (PAPERCLI) — $13.4K → $436.2K | +3154.1% | 32.54x | 7gWz…pump
3. Corvus Latimer (CORVUS) — $9.0K → $192.2K | +2033.8% | 21.34x | CoPR…pump
4. Life If... (Life) — $56.9K → $575.4K | +911.3% | 10.11x | C4yD…pump
5. ClawVault (VAULT) — $30.7K → $272.0K | +787.2% | 8.87x | 77Ur…pump
6. PetroDollar (XPD) — $7.7K → $53.0K | +588.4% | 6.88x | 26Hi…pump
7. Western Asset Reserves (WAR) — $58.1K → $382.7K | +558.6% | 6.59x | GYtj…pump
8. Adolf (HITLER) — $57.8K → $366.1K | +532.9% | 6.33x | JBsu…sWN2
9. hairy creature (creature) — $30.8K → $169.4K | +449.8% | 5.50x | 6uQQ…pump
10. XCOIN1 (XCOIN 1) — $26.8K → $133.4K | +397.5% | 4.97x | 7L2g…pump

i'll be dropping trench pulls here,

ya'll just DYOR (i wouldn't buy everything listed on it)

- stay tuned, give this a thumbs up emojis.

looking solid today for $OIL coin

https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0xcfc7d255753af0f2271f5a37caab4558a60fecaa

📈 Holder Flow · dog in a bag (DIB)
├─ Trend
│ Δ +343.09% · Drift +24.08% · ATR +41.01%
│ Swing H $0.00035374 (Mar 11 02:40 PM EDT) / L $0.00002865 (Mar 11 12:45 PM EDT)
│ Range 1134.8% across 39 candles
├─ Levels (MC basis)
│ Pivot $181.95K · R1 $334.86K (0x) · S1 $5.43K (0x)
│ R2 $511.37K · S2 -$147.48K · Range 1134.8%
└─ Pattern
• Impulsive uptrend, volatile vol, Δ +343.09% over 39 candles
• S1 defenses 0x vs R1 taps 0x · Pivot is live MC bias
Legend: ● accum | ✕ exit | Amber avg entry | Channels regression | Audit tile = TP/FP/TN/FN

📌 dog in a bag (DIB)
├─ CA: 2C9ynB9HCqwZLdKjg3TDppTwYdShwwUdwtmymFe6pump
├─ Market Cap: $160,145
├─ Liquidity: $945
├─ Vol (24h): $1,689,012
├─ First Scanned: You are first! @ $160,145
├─ Mint Authority: Revoked ✅
└─ Prediction: 73.98 (Moderate risk)
📣 Socials
├─ Twitter: https://x.com/i/communities/2031772153431920960
└─ Telegram: N/A
Mentions: N/A (60m)

📈 Holder Flow · dog in a bag (DIB)
├─ Trend
│ Δ +307.16% · Drift +18.18% · ATR +43.97%
│ Swing H $0.00035374 (Mar 11 02:40 PM EDT) / L $0.00002865 (Mar 11 12:45 PM EDT)
│ Range 1134.8% across 40 candles
├─ Levels (MC basis)
│ Pivot $175.23K · R1 $321.83K (2x) · S1 -$3.08K (0x)
│ R2 $500.14K · S2 -$149.68K · Range 1134.8%
└─ Pattern
• Impulsive uptrend, volatile vol, Δ +307.16% over 40 candles
• S1 defenses 0x vs R1 taps 2x · Pivot is live MC bias
Legend: ● accum | ✕ exit | Amber avg entry | Channels regression | Audit tile = TP/FP/TN/FN