This seems to stop morons from messing my code...

// Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone.




// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments



#define struct union 
// is very helpful in memory constrained systems.



return 1; # returns 1



/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */ 
followed by four nested for-loops


try {

} finally { 
  // should never happen 
}



long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */ 



// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete. 



/* Please work */



/* You are not meant to understand this */ 


// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read



// I have to find a better job



// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)



try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
    // Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
    //If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}


long time; /* know C */



// I can't divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar
result = number / 0.00000000000001;
(متاسفانه این رو بارها و بارها گذاشتم من!)




/**
 * If you don't understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead.
 */



/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */



catch (Ex as Exception)
{
     // oh crap, we should do something.
}



public GetRandomNumber()
{
    // Chosen by a fairly rolen dice
    return 12;
}




// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.



// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me



# Limit length of buffer to try to send, because some OSes are too
# stupid to do so themselves (ahem windows)
return self.socket.send(buffer(data, 0, self.SEND_LIMIT))