Our government has been testing and now confirmed that deer get Covid-19.

I repeat.

DEER.
GET.
COVID-19.

WHY ARE YOU TESTING RANDOM DEER?!?!
How does this virus magically cross every single animal barrier & we're just not asking questions about it?

What the fuck is going on?

Link: https://www.aphis.usda.gov/aphis/newsroom/stakeholder-info/stakeholder-messages/wildlife-damage-news/deer-sars

This is so embarrassing it hurts.

These are the only two graphs you need to successfully tell people to shut the fuck up about Covid.

https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#demographicsovertime

*On this Day*

Two years ago, CNN published this amazing article.

Edit: Yes, it's real.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1156916257834381312

Best one minute summary I’ve ever seen in my life.

You want to know what's REALLY putting kids at risk?

Keeping them separated for a year then having them get back together and getting extremely ill from other viruses and illnesses that are usually mild.

It's not Covid you should be worrying about for kids.

It's RSV.

Quarantining & locking down healthy individuals is by far the most damaging & scientifically stupid thing we have ever done, & our immune systems will be the ones paying the price for it for years to come.

But hey, at least it's not Covid right?

Source: https://news.yahoo.com/rsv-warning-post-covid-immunity-151240348.html

Juggalo makeup is a deterrent for facial recognition, so right now is a good time to start pretending you're an ICP fan to make the transition seem more natural.

How does the Democratic party seize power in the government and with Federal contractors?

Mandate vaccinations and force their Conservative counterparts to either give up their positions or give into medical tyranny.

It's so incredibly obvious.

Just another power grab.

I can dance all day, boi. Ain't gonna happen.

Us last year: They’re planning to use the military to enforce lockdowns.

Sheep: You’re stupid, that will never happen.

2021:

SINGAPORE: Safe distancing enforcement officers can enter, inspect and search "various premises, including residences", without a warrant to check that COVID-19 regulations are being complied with, the Urban Redevelopment Authority (URA) said on Monday (Aug 2).

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/nick-mikhail-covid-19-ura-safe-distancing-officers-warrant-15364158

Matty Yglesias deleted this tweet.

But as we all know... the internet is forever.

https://archive.is/20210802031942/https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1421958290666397696

Normally wouldn't bother to share anything sports-related, but a cat got loose in Yankee stadium tonight and the cat is super fluffy and cute so enjoy.

https://aursonline.com/

EDIT: NEVERMIND I AM STUPID AND THIS IS SATIRE.

The screenshot was from a satire site. I'm sorry, I got punked. :( David Bramante for governor of California.

This is the part right before train rides to the covid camps

This is a cult.

The Left: Voter ID is Jim Crow!

Also the Left: 60% of black New Yorkers can't participate in society! Now cheer for us, lemmings!