Mini wins Tour de France! 🚙🚴‍♂️

WTF is wrong with white people? When a member of their family gets brutally attacked by someone of a different race, they release a pathetic statement pleading for calm & not to fuel hatred or division! Most normal people would go 'scorched earth' through grief & anger surely?

It all kicks off tonight! Literally! ⚽️👚🤣

"Ha ha! Stupid Englisch boy - you von ze Vorld Cup, yar?" 🇩🇪

Don't worry - this won't happen! Lord Lucan has more chance of winning the Derby on Shergar! 🐴