They destroyed the technology, guys.

Safeguard supermarket worker's jobs even if they're OK with technology putting them out of a job. Insist on being served by a human as well as YOU not having to do their job at the self service till.

Now the question you've gotta ask yourself is 'Why is Barack crying?' Is it because he's a West Ham supporter & his team's just been relegated, or is it because his 'wife' has a bigger penis?