FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#1
ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a nasty dangerous worldwide pandemic with a 99.9% survival rate! It terrified the sheeple so much, they stayed indoors wearing face nappies & even refused to meet friends & family! On the rare occasions they did venture outside to buy toilet rolls by the tonne, they kept several metres apart (even though the deceitful government told them only 2 metres was sufficient). Eventually, they took an experimental jab that was supposed to protect them from this awful disease but that ended up causing more harm & even deaths than the actual disease itself!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
#1
ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a nasty dangerous worldwide pandemic with a 99.9% survival rate! It terrified the sheeple so much, they stayed indoors wearing face nappies & even refused to meet friends & family! On the rare occasions they did venture outside to buy toilet rolls by the tonne, they kept several metres apart (even though the deceitful government told them only 2 metres was sufficient). Eventually, they took an experimental jab that was supposed to protect them from this awful disease but that ended up causing more harm & even deaths than the actual disease itself!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#2
ONCE UPON A TIME, catastrophic global warming caused sea levels to rise so significantly that the people like Al Gore, Barack Obama & John Kerry that raised this issue went out & bought beachfront properties! Places in southern Britain like Battle & Pevensey that were coastal settlements in Roman times are now several miles inland even though southeast England is apparently sinking! Sheeple became worried about their carbon footprint whilst the scumbags that perpetrated the hoax flew around in private jets.
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
#2
ONCE UPON A TIME, catastrophic global warming caused sea levels to rise so significantly that the people like Al Gore, Barack Obama & John Kerry that raised this issue went out & bought beachfront properties! Places in southern Britain like Battle & Pevensey that were coastal settlements in Roman times are now several miles inland even though southeast England is apparently sinking! Sheeple became worried about their carbon footprint whilst the scumbags that perpetrated the hoax flew around in private jets.
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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Which would be your 1st choice if you could 'uninvent' of of the following?
Anonymous Poll
13%
The internet
68%
Governments
2%
Bombs
0%
Guns
17%
TV (especially reality TV)
This man's skills could be put to use on pedo migrants!
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SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DO DECIDE TO WATCH EITHER OF THESE, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH & YOU'VE GOT THE BALLS FOR IT!
https://youtu.be/rZ30HdThLY0?si=IRVpaHi4PBF6A74D
https://youtu.be/_YVZwbSkTMo?si=8Jij7rqVSHabbfxD
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SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DO DECIDE TO WATCH EITHER OF THESE, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH & YOU'VE GOT THE BALLS FOR IT!
https://youtu.be/rZ30HdThLY0?si=IRVpaHi4PBF6A74D
https://youtu.be/_YVZwbSkTMo?si=8Jij7rqVSHabbfxD
YouTube
The Eunuch Maker - He chopped his own PEN*S off !
In this episode, I delve into the disturbing case of **Marius Gustavson**, infamously known as the "Eunuch Maker." Gustavson led an extreme body modification ring, performing illegal surgeries—including castrations and genital removals—on consenting individuals.…
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FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#3
ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a filthy pervert called Jeffrey who owned an island in the Caribbean. He'd invite lots of famous people (including Royalty) to engage in unspeakable acts against some very young victims. One day Jeffrey was found dead in his prison cell after he'd been arrested supposedly after he'd committed suicide! 🤨 Years later, all the nonces who travelled there, got off scot-free whilst Bobby was fined £100 for doing 31mph in a 30mph zone!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
#3
ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a filthy pervert called Jeffrey who owned an island in the Caribbean. He'd invite lots of famous people (including Royalty) to engage in unspeakable acts against some very young victims. One day Jeffrey was found dead in his prison cell after he'd been arrested supposedly after he'd committed suicide! 🤨 Years later, all the nonces who travelled there, got off scot-free whilst Bobby was fined £100 for doing 31mph in a 30mph zone!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#4
ONCE UPON A TIME, Neil & his buddies Buzz & Mike got in a rickety tin rocket held together by gaffer tape and travelled through the highly dangerous, radioactive Van Allen belts to the Moon! When Neil arrived, the cameraman was waiting to record man's 1st steps on the Moon! After Neil & Buzz stopped the flag from blowing around, they phoned their President called Richard and had a beautifully clear conversation despite the quarter million mile distance between them! They'd taken many photos with dodgy shadows before blasting off to return to Earth without leaving a blast crater! The sheeple gave them a hero's welcome once they'd returned to Earth but THE PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
#4
ONCE UPON A TIME, Neil & his buddies Buzz & Mike got in a rickety tin rocket held together by gaffer tape and travelled through the highly dangerous, radioactive Van Allen belts to the Moon! When Neil arrived, the cameraman was waiting to record man's 1st steps on the Moon! After Neil & Buzz stopped the flag from blowing around, they phoned their President called Richard and had a beautifully clear conversation despite the quarter million mile distance between them! They'd taken many photos with dodgy shadows before blasting off to return to Earth without leaving a blast crater! The sheeple gave them a hero's welcome once they'd returned to Earth but THE PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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Sheeple Bashers
This man's skills could be put to use on pedo migrants! 😱😱😱🤮⬇️ SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DO DECIDE TO WATCH EITHER OF THESE, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH & YOU'VE GOT THE BALLS FOR IT! https://youtu.be/rZ30HdThLY0?si=IRVpaHi4PBF6A74D https://youtu.be/_Y…
The Original Eunuch Maker! 🐶😱😫
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FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#5
ONCE UPON A TIME, some men used to pretend they were women! They'd get really upset if they were referred to as he/him or Sir! One such individual competed against women in a swimming race, absolutely thrashing his fellow competitors who were real women! Another such weirdo advertised a beer resembling cat's piss called Bud Light. This brand practically became extinct as real men refused to have anything to do with it. The future Prime Minister of the UK, Keir Starmer, was even unable to define what a woman was!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
#5
ONCE UPON A TIME, some men used to pretend they were women! They'd get really upset if they were referred to as he/him or Sir! One such individual competed against women in a swimming race, absolutely thrashing his fellow competitors who were real women! Another such weirdo advertised a beer resembling cat's piss called Bud Light. This brand practically became extinct as real men refused to have anything to do with it. The future Prime Minister of the UK, Keir Starmer, was even unable to define what a woman was!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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Forwarded from The cLIEmate
Two famous faces from the 1970s speaking up against climate nonsense!
1st Dr David Bellamy
2nd Johnny Ball
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https://youtu.be/2xZaa_br7HE?si=VMNMkVRv-3f65QmT
https://youtu.be/djXY8PfkDu4?si=hEy0QGz7XgQgAktz
1st Dr David Bellamy
2nd Johnny Ball
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https://youtu.be/2xZaa_br7HE?si=VMNMkVRv-3f65QmT
https://youtu.be/djXY8PfkDu4?si=hEy0QGz7XgQgAktz
YouTube
Professor David Bellamy Said This 22 Years Ago & Was Never On BBC Again
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Sheeple Bashers
https://youtu.be/TRO6mgSz76Q?si=Vhh8Y8HY0XiIAzfQ
Stupid bastard didn't U turn because he wanted to - because he HAD to. It was illegal to try this in the 1st place. 🤬🤡
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FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#6
ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a broadcasting company called the BBC. They had an extraordinarily high proportion of disgusting paedophiles for employees often covering up for their degenerate behaviour. They even had a statue outside one of their buildings that had been carved by a filthy pervert called Eric who'd raped his daughter & even the family dog! 🤮 Eventually, after being caught lying for the gozillionth time, even the sheeple had had enough of this sick corporation. They stopped buying TV licences, the BBC died but still THE PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
#6
ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a broadcasting company called the BBC. They had an extraordinarily high proportion of disgusting paedophiles for employees often covering up for their degenerate behaviour. They even had a statue outside one of their buildings that had been carved by a filthy pervert called Eric who'd raped his daughter & even the family dog! 🤮 Eventually, after being caught lying for the gozillionth time, even the sheeple had had enough of this sick corporation. They stopped buying TV licences, the BBC died but still THE PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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