It's been ages since I did a series, so here's a new set of daily stories called Fairytales in under 1 minute!
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FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#1

ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a nasty dangerous worldwide pandemic with a 99.9% survival rate! It terrified the sheeple so much, they stayed indoors wearing face nappies & even refused to meet friends & family! On the rare occasions they did venture outside to buy toilet rolls by the tonne, they kept several metres apart (even though the deceitful government told them only 2 metres was sufficient). Eventually, they took an experimental jab that was supposed to protect them from this awful disease but that ended up causing more harm & even deaths than the actual disease itself!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!

FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#2

ONCE UPON A TIME, catastrophic global warming caused sea levels to rise so significantly that the people like Al Gore, Barack Obama & John Kerry that raised this issue went out & bought beachfront properties! Places in southern Britain like Battle & Pevensey that were coastal settlements in Roman times are now several miles inland even though southeast England is apparently sinking! Sheeple became worried about their carbon footprint whilst the scumbags that perpetrated the hoax flew around in private jets.
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!

This man's skills could be put to use on pedo migrants!
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SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DO DECIDE TO WATCH EITHER OF THESE, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH & YOU'VE GOT THE BALLS FOR IT!

https://youtu.be/rZ30HdThLY0?si=IRVpaHi4PBF6A74D

https://youtu.be/_YVZwbSkTMo?si=8Jij7rqVSHabbfxD

FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#3

ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a filthy pervert called Jeffrey who owned an island in the Caribbean. He'd invite lots of famous people (including Royalty) to engage in unspeakable acts against some very young victims. One day Jeffrey was found dead in his prison cell after he'd been arrested supposedly after he'd committed suicide! 🤨 Years later, all the nonces who travelled there, got off scot-free whilst Bobby was fined £100 for doing 31mph in a 30mph zone!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!

FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#4

ONCE UPON A TIME, Neil & his buddies Buzz & Mike got in a rickety tin rocket held together by gaffer tape and travelled through the highly dangerous, radioactive Van Allen belts to the Moon! When Neil arrived, the cameraman was waiting to record man's 1st steps on the Moon! After Neil & Buzz stopped the flag from blowing around, they phoned their President called Richard and had a beautifully clear conversation despite the quarter million mile distance between them! They'd taken many photos with dodgy shadows before blasting off to return to Earth without leaving a blast crater! The sheeple gave them a hero's welcome once they'd returned to Earth but THE PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!

The Original Eunuch Maker! 🐶😱😫

FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#5

ONCE UPON A TIME, some men used to pretend they were women! They'd get really upset if they were referred to as he/him or Sir! One such individual competed against women in a swimming race, absolutely thrashing his fellow competitors who were real women! Another such weirdo advertised a beer resembling cat's piss called Bud Light. This brand practically became extinct as real men refused to have anything to do with it. The future Prime Minister of the UK, Keir Starmer, was even unable to define what a woman was!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!