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Failed Tories trying to revive their careers with Reform!
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It's been ages since I did a series, so here's a new set of daily stories called Fairytales in under 1 minute!
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FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
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ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a nasty dangerous worldwide pandemic with a 99.9% survival rate! It terrified the sheeple so much, they stayed indoors wearing face nappies & even refused to meet friends & family! On the rare occasions they did venture outside to buy toilet rolls by the tonne, they kept several metres apart (even though the deceitful government told them only 2 metres was sufficient). Eventually, they took an experimental jab that was supposed to protect them from this awful disease but that ended up causing more harm & even deaths than the actual disease itself!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
#1
ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a nasty dangerous worldwide pandemic with a 99.9% survival rate! It terrified the sheeple so much, they stayed indoors wearing face nappies & even refused to meet friends & family! On the rare occasions they did venture outside to buy toilet rolls by the tonne, they kept several metres apart (even though the deceitful government told them only 2 metres was sufficient). Eventually, they took an experimental jab that was supposed to protect them from this awful disease but that ended up causing more harm & even deaths than the actual disease itself!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
#2
ONCE UPON A TIME, catastrophic global warming caused sea levels to rise so significantly that the people like Al Gore, Barack Obama & John Kerry that raised this issue went out & bought beachfront properties! Places in southern Britain like Battle & Pevensey that were coastal settlements in Roman times are now several miles inland even though southeast England is apparently sinking! Sheeple became worried about their carbon footprint whilst the scumbags that perpetrated the hoax flew around in private jets.
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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ONCE UPON A TIME, catastrophic global warming caused sea levels to rise so significantly that the people like Al Gore, Barack Obama & John Kerry that raised this issue went out & bought beachfront properties! Places in southern Britain like Battle & Pevensey that were coastal settlements in Roman times are now several miles inland even though southeast England is apparently sinking! Sheeple became worried about their carbon footprint whilst the scumbags that perpetrated the hoax flew around in private jets.
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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Which would be your 1st choice if you could 'uninvent' of of the following?
Anonymous Poll
13%
The internet
68%
Governments
2%
Bombs
0%
Guns
17%
TV (especially reality TV)
This man's skills could be put to use on pedo migrants!
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SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DO DECIDE TO WATCH EITHER OF THESE, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH & YOU'VE GOT THE BALLS FOR IT!
https://youtu.be/rZ30HdThLY0?si=IRVpaHi4PBF6A74D
https://youtu.be/_YVZwbSkTMo?si=8Jij7rqVSHabbfxD
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SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DO DECIDE TO WATCH EITHER OF THESE, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH & YOU'VE GOT THE BALLS FOR IT!
https://youtu.be/rZ30HdThLY0?si=IRVpaHi4PBF6A74D
https://youtu.be/_YVZwbSkTMo?si=8Jij7rqVSHabbfxD
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The Eunuch Maker - He chopped his own PEN*S off !
In this episode, I delve into the disturbing case of **Marius Gustavson**, infamously known as the "Eunuch Maker." Gustavson led an extreme body modification ring, performing illegal surgeries—including castrations and genital removals—on consenting individuals.…
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FAIRYTALES IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!
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ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a filthy pervert called Jeffrey who owned an island in the Caribbean. He'd invite lots of famous people (including Royalty) to engage in unspeakable acts against some very young victims. One day Jeffrey was found dead in his prison cell after he'd been arrested supposedly after he'd committed suicide! 🤨 Years later, all the nonces who travelled there, got off scot-free whilst Bobby was fined £100 for doing 31mph in a 30mph zone!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a filthy pervert called Jeffrey who owned an island in the Caribbean. He'd invite lots of famous people (including Royalty) to engage in unspeakable acts against some very young victims. One day Jeffrey was found dead in his prison cell after he'd been arrested supposedly after he'd committed suicide! 🤨 Years later, all the nonces who travelled there, got off scot-free whilst Bobby was fined £100 for doing 31mph in a 30mph zone!
EVENTUALLY, PEOPLE OWNED NOTHING & LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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