They don’t get credit for knowing about child abuse for years and biting their tongue.

I say shame on them for not saying it sooner, louder, and more often.

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1592231706064719873?s=46&t=XNHSfXq6LnE7fZkT9vVCLw

I listened to Matt Walsh on Rogan and heard him speculate about the extent of it. He did not lie. And his fundamental point — which is true and with which I wholeheartedly agree — is that one child is too many.

You don’t need millions of cases to oppose this. But you’ll have millions if you don’t.

I do not envy him, but I’m grateful he’s in the fight.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/elon-musk-facing-challenging-balancing-act-reform-twitter-babylon-bee-ceo-dont-envy-him

Child abuse is not a parent’s right.

We’re changing the law. Sit tight.

Carroll the coward turned off replies.

Leftists can call for violence explicitly and it's free speech. But if you so much as report the facts on a subject they consider off-limits—like drag shows for kids—then you're a terrorist inciting violence.

They'll stop at nothing to suppress speech.

https://www.city-journal.org/stochastic-terrorism-is-about-suppressing-free-speech

Gender stereotypes are wrong. Some boys like girl stuff, and some girls like boy stuff, and that's okay.

Also, a girl is anyone who prefers girl toys, colors, or clothes. Some girls looked like boys at birth because they had penises, but they're not boys because they like dolls.

Fire anyone who says "tweeps."

Taylor now hanging out on Elon's website to cry about it.

If you got fired and you're trashing your boss publicly on your way out the door, what you're telling the world is that you were too cowardly to quit, and you're too immature to deserve a shot somewhere else.

Musk didn't silence them. He just stopped paying them. They're still free to criticize him as much and as harshly as they want on Twitter, on his own platform.

Firing employees who deserve it is not a free speech issue, nor is it cancel culture.

It's leftists who continually remind us that speech has consequences. The difference — and it's a big one — is that they think cutting out your tongue should be one of them.

There are two questions every comedian must ask himself when writing a joke:

1. Is it funny?

2. Will it end my career because it offends the most powerful-but-insecure people in the world who mitigate mockery at their expense by self-identifying as oppressed and powerless?

And married men are bachelors.

“Stay home, stay safe” turned out to mean, “Let cancer go undetected.”

https://notthebee.com/article/report-from-europe-shows-that-100-million-cancer-screenings-were-skipped-and-1-million-cases-were-completely-missed-because-of-covid-lockdowns-but-you-know-if-it-saves-just-one-life

This might actually end if girls refused to compete against male athletes.

https://www.libsoftiktok.com/p/biological-male-who-was-72nd-on-boys

If you’ve never seen surgery before, you might think the doctor is killing his patient when he’s actually cutting out tumors.

I worked hard outsourcing this essay to an affordable ghostwriter in Bengaluru, India. I hope you enjoy it.

https://wng.org/articles/dangerously-funny-1668639444