You’d have been kicked off Twitter for using she/her pronouns for this woman just yesterday.

You'll have to risk losing your access to the modern public square to find out.

Instead of paying their drivers a reasonable wage, Uber is prompting me to “add another tip” on top of the 20 percent I already submitted.

I ran out of snacks after 5 hours of labor. It was awful. I don’t like talking about it.

Libs of TikTok just got a hate speech warning from Facebook for posting this joke.

“The most extraordinary thing in the world is an ordinary man and an ordinary woman and their ordinary children.” — G.K. Chesterton

Woman of the year.

Twitter violated their own hateful conduct policy by misgendering James Lindsay as “they” while explaining how he violated their hateful conduct policy.

He just texted me: “I am not ‘they.’”

Twitter must now suspend itself.

"The reason to [cough], excuse me, keep Novak Djokovic and other unvaccinated [cough] scum like him out of the country is because they could catch and spread COVID." — Joe Biden, fully vaxxed and double-boosted COVID patient

This criminal is on Twitter, too. @EliErlick

The ridiculous has only become sacred because it hasn’t been sufficiently mocked.

They think you’re stupid.

I was just notified that Google has removed The Babylon Bee's app from their store. Trying to figure out why and if we can get it reinstated.

Our appeal was successful and we’re back in the app store. Just another one-direction “mistake.”

I don’t understand how these videos can possibly be real.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1557096026619596800?s=21&t=UzDJu79d8ZgQ5PZUL064zQ

When have I ever acted surprised by Big Tech censorship? It's the least surprising thing I deal with every day.

Don't confuse indignation with surprise.

The truth is not hate speech.

Here's a link to the full speech.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQcxeqQMv3Q

*will also censor anyone who makes the wrong joke

The Babylon Bee has been locked out for making the wrong jokes while a drug trafficker — @EliErlick — brags with impunity on every platform about illegally distributing hormone prescriptions to minors.

I think this highlights just how backwards and broken Big Tech has become.

If unvaccinated people aren’t evil and dangerous anymore, can we go ahead and let Djokovic play?