Adults should not sing happy birthday to each other.

Who in this scenario is Twitter protecting by prohibiting our use of the word “groomer”?

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1553149757085716480?s=21&t=ODM4KbCXNXdpK-glr1g_1A

Are there any active tennis players urging the U.S. to let Djokovic play or nah?

Children need resilience because life is hard. Without it, they'll grow up to be the kind of adults who cry when their preferred pronouns aren't used. And we have enough of them already.

Lunacy is the right word. Thank you, John!

#LetNovakPlay

An uneducated man has whatever wisdom his parents imparted to him, years of life experience, and his common sense. The educated scoff at these things. They prefer new ideas that are actually old, bad ideas repackaged. They’re unmoored on purpose and will believe anything.

You’d have been kicked off Twitter for using she/her pronouns for this woman just yesterday.

You'll have to risk losing your access to the modern public square to find out.

Instead of paying their drivers a reasonable wage, Uber is prompting me to “add another tip” on top of the 20 percent I already submitted.

I ran out of snacks after 5 hours of labor. It was awful. I don’t like talking about it.

Libs of TikTok just got a hate speech warning from Facebook for posting this joke.

“The most extraordinary thing in the world is an ordinary man and an ordinary woman and their ordinary children.” — G.K. Chesterton

Woman of the year.

Twitter violated their own hateful conduct policy by misgendering James Lindsay as “they” while explaining how he violated their hateful conduct policy.

He just texted me: “I am not ‘they.’”

Twitter must now suspend itself.

"The reason to [cough], excuse me, keep Novak Djokovic and other unvaccinated [cough] scum like him out of the country is because they could catch and spread COVID." — Joe Biden, fully vaxxed and double-boosted COVID patient

This criminal is on Twitter, too. @EliErlick

The ridiculous has only become sacred because it hasn’t been sufficiently mocked.

They think you’re stupid.

I was just notified that Google has removed The Babylon Bee's app from their store. Trying to figure out why and if we can get it reinstated.

Our appeal was successful and we’re back in the app store. Just another one-direction “mistake.”

I don’t understand how these videos can possibly be real.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1557096026619596800?s=21&t=UzDJu79d8ZgQ5PZUL064zQ