C: what if everything was a pointer
Lisp: what if everything was a linked list
Haskell: what if everything was a pure function
Forth: what if everything was a stack
Lua: what if everything was a hash map
Erlang: what if everything was immutable
Prolog: what if everything was a pattern to match
Java: what if everything was a class
Rust: what if everything was a memory allocation problem
Golang: what if everything != nil
JavaScript: what if everything was everything
Python: what if everything had a package
TypeScript: what if everything was any
Whitespace: what if everything was a whitespace
Bash: what if everything was a string
Kotlin: what if everything was it
PHP: what if everything was stolen from another language
C++: what if everything was an operator
Ruby: what if everything wasn't python
Scala: what if everything was a DSL
Swift: what if everything was apple
Fortran: what if everything was an array
COBOL: what if everything was YELLING
Zig: what if everything c++ had was actually useful
Brainfuck: what if everything was unreadable
Perl: what if everything was a regex
Smalltalk: what if everything was an object
WASM: what if everything was a sandbox
Ook: what if everything was ook
Hare: what if everything was working

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