Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment about quantum physics. Quantum mechanics says that after a while, the cat is both alive and dead.

A cat, with a Geiger counter, and a bit of poison in a sealed box. (Source)

Possible taphonomic scenario resulting in the accumulation of giant panda bones in the lower chamber.

Jablonski, N. G. et al. (2012). Remains of Holocene giant pandas from Jiangdong Mountain (Yunnan, China) and their relevance to the evolution of quaternary environments in south-western China. Historical Biology, 24(5), 527–536. (Article, PDF)

A lobster is better than a cow

A Jeep is noticeably worse, though

Shafik, A. (1993). Effect of different types of textiles on sexual activity. Experimental study. European Urology 24(3):375-80. (Article, PDF)

Position of model penguin during defaecation and physical
parameters used to calculate rectal pressure necessary to expel
faecal material over a distance of 40 cm.

Meyer-Rochow, V.B. et al. (2003). Pressures produced when penguins pooh—calculations on avian defaecation. Polar Biol 27, 56–58. (Article, PDF)

Yup. This is the real title of the article.

Krauth, S.J. et al. (2012). An In-Depth Analysis of a Piece of Shit: Distribution of Schistosoma mansoni and Hookworm Eggs in Human Stool. PLOS Neglected Tropical Diseases 6(12): e1969. (Article, PDF)

Robb, W. L. (1968). THIN SILICONE MEMBRANES-THEIR PERMEATION PROPERTIES AND SOME APPLICATIONS. Annals of the New York Academy of Sciences, 146(1 Materials in), 119–137. (Article, PDF)

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