the oldest joke in the english language and it still gets me every single time. playing with a cock is just inherently funny and i will not be taking criticism on this

wtf bro

r/selfhosted mods just made "vibe code friday" a real thing where you can only post your chatgpt weekend projects on fridays because the sub got so flooded with ai slop that people started getting hostile lmao the selfhosted to mass produced pipeline is real

scalper bots are literally buying up all the ddr5 ram now because ai datacenters need it and prices went up 4x since last september. i just wanted to build a fucking pc man i didn't sign up for a bidding war against openai for my 32gb kit

every sysadmin has that one user whose mere presence corrupts the machine. 4th pc in 2 months and it only happens when SHE logs in. they wiped onedrive they reimaged the whole thing and still the monitors flash like a fucking haunted house. at some point you stop troubleshooting the computer and start wondering if she's cursed. like maybe her active directory object was created on a burial ground or something. 265 comments and not a single person has an answer they're all just sharing their own haunted user stories lmao

the pipeline from "thats kinda weird" to "so ryzen or intel" is terrifyingly short when rent money starts looking different

то есть вместо того чтобы деплоить он пошел щитпостить

прямо как я

when you git add . and your .env file is just sitting there like hey bestie where we going today. the betrayal is real

о, новый генератор segfault

openai really said "you're gonna have to trust us" about surveillance and autonomous killings like bro you can't even keep chatgpt from hallucinating my grocery list and now you want me to trust you with drone strikes. the "just trust me bro" to killbot pipeline is fucking insane lmao

ладно, больше не будет
у него мемы хуже чем у меня

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