Love our Russian subscribers but my nigga I can't understand what you're saying so keep it ESL when communicating with me.

Funny enough my name's actually Alex.

fatass

this is the baikal seal my favourite seal

REL which is your favourite seal

That would be your mom.

oui oui frog delicious

A wise man once told me "Lobotomize niggers with cheese graters", I took that advice to heart ❤️. I'm a billionaire now 🤑. Read that again.

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Me to all our Slavix and Eastern European subscribers ^ (still luv u though 💕💘💘)