WP "As for you. What can you do?" Nothing much, just vapor transformation. "Vapor transformation, and that entails?" I can make vapors, almost like perfume creation. If I wanted to bottle the smell of a flower, I make it vapor to capture. "You mean you… vaporize objects." Yes. What's the face for?



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WP The acolyte's eyes were like saucers. "You... You're the one who wrote that treatise on counter-warding! That's a seminal work my field! I... Most institutions consider you an honorary magus!" The old rogue scowled. "I just figured out how to bypass your magic nonsense. Mostly out of spite."



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WP A supervillain manages to get elected president, and promptly offers cabinet positions to the superheroes who opposed them.



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WP The god of justice is totally blind, though wise and fair he cannot see anything but the verdict. So he must be lead along to the accused by his beloved wife, the goddess of vengeance, and she just loves watching him work.



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WP A firefighter arrives in hell. Instead of freaking out, they immediately get to work putting out all the fires.



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WP "I am still a new genie, so I am only capable of grating a single wish." "Well, one wish is still great. I wish for..." "Oh! No, no, sorry. You misunderstood me. I am only capable of granting a single wish, as in I only know how to grant one wish in particular."



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WP "Seriously, though. You know she's crazy, right?" awkward silence "What?" "Do you think I'm sane?"



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EU Wile E Coyote promised that he'd share the secret of his immortality, if they could bring him a Road-Runner dinner.



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WP Lycantrophy has no cure, but vampirism overwrites it, and demonhood overwrites vampirism, and demons can be turned human... So you have quite the adventure in front of you.



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WP "We've had Pinocchio in our custody for a month. His nose moves or remain still, independent of his knowledge to the truth of what he says. Someone asked him to recite conspiracy theories. He's jabbered up a storm for the past hour, and his nose? It hasn't moved so far. Not one goddamned inch."



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WP Contrary to popular belief one does not need to use black magic to become a Lich. You have just ascended to become the first “White Lich” in the kingdom’s history.



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WP You travel into the past and reveal to your dad that you are his child. To prove it, you tell him something only he knows. Upon hearing that, he reveals himself as his twin brother, assuming the identity of your dad who is thought to be dead.



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WPYour dragon companion was injured by a blundering idiot who wasn't watching where they were going. Now she's confined to bedrest, wearing a cone of shame that she absolutely doesn't deserve to wear. You'll have to take care of her until the healing mage arrives next month.



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WP It is very rare for a mortal to be immune to being driven insane by eldritch horrors. Due to this scarcity, eldritch beings use immune mortals a a form of currency (similar to how the scarcity of gold has led to it being used as a currency in our world)



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SPUnlike movie aliens, the real aliens landed their spaceships in every country except the USA



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WP For centuries Vampires skulked in the shadows, only hunting their prey at night but everything changed when they learned that they can just use sunscreen. Nothing was ever the same again. Not even daylight can protect us now



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WP "What are your powers again?" "I can fly." "And?" "Excuse me?" "A lot of people can fly, but they also are superstrong, or highly durable, or very fast, or can manipulate some kind of energy, or do magic, or..." "Well, there are also a lot of people who can't fly, you included, so screw you."



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EU After failing to become a successful singer due to everyone falling asleep, Jigglypuff discovers that she can be useful for people who want to try to get to sleep, so she begins her own ASMR/Relaxing Music channel.



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WP On a small colonial planet at the edge of the system, a young mechanic is awoken one night by a brilliant flash. A few minutes later, they hear a pounding on the shop door and a voice they don't recognize shouting their name.



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WP You used to be a superhero, but when civilians and even the police stopped even trying to save anyone, completely relying on you to save them, you left. The situation deteriorated very quickly, but you resolved that you would not return, no matter how bad it gets.



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WP A genie, much to his dismay, is summoned by a lawyer.



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