The universe has told me: time to remember you have to be alone bitch. You won’t find peace in others.

Here

When i say that im a char fanboy i don’t mean that i like him as a character nor i root for him.

I mean i take a lot at him and go: look at you whore, go give us nothing i love you i want your sunglasses

To all the nonbinary friends: i can almost hear you

you know any hyperspecific meme o joke that makes you laugh? Niche anwers only.

I’ll start: chicken math makes me crack up every time

Chicken math is used by poultry enjoyers when you end up with more birds that you planned for. You went out to buy three chickens and came back with five. You wanted five but now you have ten new hens. You start with I’ll buy a chick and next you are incubating two dozen unknown eggs.