Also my hot take is that the US is literally like that one branch of your family that is very large and loud and frankly a bit weird and you usually treat them right enough but you don't pay them that much mind and before the second Industrial Revolution we were treating them as such and we got so many things wrong at the time (I wouldn't have been able to post this), but we shouldn't have stopped doing that

Every once in a while a old very glittery and very loved limited edition eyeshadow palette falls on the floor by its own and one of the eyeshadow pans breaks into dust.
That's the goddess Aphrodite taking her rightful sacrifices for helping me look so pretty every day

Is this the famous Heated rivalry you all speak about?