Gale would get into Yale, but Astarion would know how to use the rules of hair care to send a woman to jail

Does anyone else often think about that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly interview in which they stated they had the "You smell like weed" "I am weed" dialogue? No? Just me?

Eggplants are so much tastier than penises

If you disagree you just can't cook

❌ the grind
✅ this

She's literally made of flour LOOK AT HER

Absolutely mild take: if you want a "loyalty test" for your significant other then you should just break up

It seems I am now the bitter enemy of @prettyposting, how the turns have tabled

Enemies to lovers 😳