I wish I was her

Maybe some of you noticed or maybe not, idk, but I'm currently taking a break from the group and consequently the comment section
Being under a huge amount of stress for irl stuff and being untreated and unmedicated on top of it is making it hard for me to manage my emotions, and while it can be explained by all of this stuff it doesn't justify it, so having less online interactions might be good for the time being, even if it comes with some feelings of loneliness (where does preservation end and sabotaging start is an ancient question but this is not the time to solve it)
So don't feel ignored, I still love you (if I loved you already, which is not necessarily true, maybe we're rivals in a gay way, maybe I just don't know you). See you in a couple days doves!

Tldr: in my "I should touch or smoke grass more" era
(Currently unable of doing either of these, but lemme cook)

Gale would get into Yale, but Astarion would know how to use the rules of hair care to send a woman to jail

Does anyone else often think about that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly interview in which they stated they had the "You smell like weed" "I am weed" dialogue? No? Just me?

Eggplants are so much tastier than penises

If you disagree you just can't cook

❌ the grind
✅ this

She's literally made of flour LOOK AT HER

Absolutely mild take: if you want a "loyalty test" for your significant other then you should just break up