Today, I offer you clussy-themed warmups.
Tomorrow? Who knows.

My beige flag is that my taste in men was formed by shows I watched decades ago and while I refuse to rewatch them now I also refuse to change my opinion about those men and their rivals in the slightest

Tldr YES it's 2023 and I WILL judge you if you liked Dean better than Jess or Angel better than Spike

Your logic cannot hurt me cause I never use my brain

Trying to impress a woman in a straight relationship: "Oh yes, I too have an orgasm denial kink"