Not having the wifi is a pain yes, but the face on annoying tweens discovering we don't have wifi here is priceless

The dog bit one of them
They were being annoying to her to be fair

Girl it's been six minutes why are you trying to pick her up again

My old body being I'm tired and my child brain being WE CANNOT SLEEP IT'S TOO EARLY

Pleeeease

Marvel a movie starring Hugh Jackman is a low blow but I still won't watch your fucking movies

Abilify is a terrible name for a pill btw I hated it

Going through things you cannot even fathom (tummy hurts)

Conosco i Pokémon? No, io qui per dire solo che non scelgo, la mia arma prefe è un ascia comicamente gigante