Maya launched a testicular tortion spell from hell

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Just do cocaine you fucking pussies

I'm 98% sure inositol is one of them that makes you fart your ass off

It's called blow because it makes you rearrange your shitchute

tfw you're not in the placeholder secret chat

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Get your affairs in order

In memory of my friends fallen pili

Almost Friday comrades

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@Remarks

Damn what kind of work they doing

despite all my rage

What’s the charge? Enjoying a succulent four lunch beers?!

Four lunch beers go hard as fuck when you ain't got an HR harpie in your ear telling you it's against company policy