me circa 19 seconds after meeting someone

so I got a tooth ripped out and I'm now down with a 38.2C fever, how's your day going?

the lesser known pillar of islam

Tips to build up your immune system:

- Make love to big women
- Eat dirt
- Fuck a rattlesnake
- Insult raccoons
- Eat a pinecone - whole
- Moisturize and use sunscreen

bass (boy ass)

clearly

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