from the event

everything I've learned has been against my will

I had a cool joke but it got eaten by telegram servers

https://i.selic.re/cDAjxxG3.png
so guys we did it

joji fans discovering that he's an ex-edgelord is by far the biggest wheeze of this month. He has never even tried to hide it and by now he has amassed a giant following that is entirely unaware of his past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B-wFx0aMlw
for the occasion, gotta link my favourite work related to him

"that was in very poor taste. I shouldn't have said that"
the man was ahead of his time amirite

TON IS DEAD 🦀

I'm not sure if I'm for this or against this. On the one hand, the amount of effort spent on this project, and the fact that the decision was effectively based on the court of one country leave a sour taste. On the other hand, blockchain projects have become incredibly abusable, and the amount of scams on telegram would have gone through the roof. Not to mention that governments have already been hostile to telegram before, and this proves that they'd be much worse off if the project landed at all.

followup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uvSZA1F9os
Intel shits itself yet again, this time you can just write whatever you want to kernel memory if you got physical access to the machine, and the only fix is to literally just glue one of the ports shut.

Those middle school shitheads who stuck chewing gum into ports of school computers might have been just protecting them against attackers.