concept: eggs al dente

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god looks down on earth in disappointment, 2018

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shovels were a groundbreaking invention

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me all the time

via @FerricFoxide

Fun fact: this is because in Chinese, "stone" (石) and "truth" (实) are the same sound shí.

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robin hood

I knew it, space was a government lie!
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Did you know that pineapples contain an enzyme that digests flesh? Which is why when you eat a pineapple, the pineapple also eats you.