How would you explain this to a brown person?

my honest opinion:

Gorgonzola - 4/10. I did not vomit from eating it, but I also did not like it and will probably not buy it again. I just didn't get it I guess. Too strong. Also smelled like sweaty unwashed penis, maybe that's because of me not wearing jeans when tasting, but people on the internet also report similar experiences.

Shropshire - 7/10. This one is still rather spicy and may be a bit too much for my tastes if eaten alone, but could be fine in dishes.

Brie to have some base reference for comparison - :3 cheese :3 :3 :3 :3 10/10 would devour.

Overall opinion: I am afraid me and blue cheeses are not meant for each other after all. I could maybe use them as a component in sauces, but my preferred way of eating cheese is placing slices in my mouth with my bare hands, so I would rather prefer something milder.

Next time I will try to find some goat cheeses (maybe). Stay tuned.

What an absurd channel I have huh

damn ok they got me this time
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2799690/The_Secret_Atelier/

gamer partaking in the act of gaming
https://x.com/hanetsuruda/status/1802247017374384205

I wanna eat cheese off a naked woman's body

Also I seem to have gotten a bit fatter from all the cheese. Gotta watch my calories...

Tool of a guy named Greg: