potion of instant damage

Homestuck stickers on a Subaru

Seattle is the goat

I’m just delivering for Xfinity, I’m not the cable guy. However, I’m so knowledgeable about IT that I actually fixed someone’s issue while I was out delivering lol.

Also, I ended up doing so much work for free LMFAO, can’t help it, though I just really like solving issues. Critical thinking is actually super fun, hot take

Nothing stranger than being at an airport and not catching a flight, I feel so suspicious. Nope, it’s just gig work as usual, going to all sorts of crazy places, delivering all sorts of crazy things like somebody’s luggage that was mistakenly shipped to Rome instead of Seattle.

How do you fuck that up though, seriously though? I feel like each bag should have a QR code slapped on it, automated scan at the exit from the logistics network to the loading dock.

Like we have the power