Brats gonna brat

TIL that in Guam, if you are trained in martial arts, you must register your hands and feet as “Deadly Weapons” or face criminal punishment. [source, comments]

HAPPY 413

Great day for a throwback
(This is me in 2013)

I miss my dragoncape every day

20 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EVERYONE

all of the ai products were turned on for me, so stay vigilant, i guess

THIS IS YOUR CHAOTIC REMINDER TO RANDOMLY TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THAT YOU LOVE THEM
IF "I LOVE YOU" IS TOO MUCH YOU STILL CAN SAY THAT YOU LIKE THEM A LOT OR SEND THEM A DUMB MEME, I DO NOT CARE, JUST SHOW AFFECTION TO YOUR [loved ones/family/friends/mutuals/artists] OF CHOICE
SEND LOVE TO SOMEONE

Iran Embassy in Ghana

Dear Italy,
Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth.

We'd like to apply for the vacancy.

Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span.

The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.

https://x.com/IRAN_GHANA/status/2044317591607349295

"Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder." is an amazing prompt for Hetalia fanfiction writers