Haz keeps getting Ws

Get in the car! We're banning straight marriage. In 2025 everyone will be given a government-mandated gay marriage. Vote Jazzy for President in 2024!

MAGA: Make America Gay Again 🌈

"Look, I am the best bottom, like no bottom you've ever seen. You won't believe just how hungry I am for cummies. There's never been a daddy who asked for more cummies. Despite what you hear, criminal Hilary can never beat me and Hunter Biden and the Biden crime family added together don't have enough dick to quench my thirsty bottom. Only a real man like Rudy or Ron can handle me. But Ron. Ron has been very disloyal lately. He won't answer my txts. I hear he won't visit me. That's okay because he won't get to be my vice. Only the best tops get to be my VP, not like traitor Mike whose married to his Mother. Now where am I again?"

Trump's latest statement after being jailed. Rudy has been selected to be Trump's top in jail.