The new Prince of Persia is fire chat, check that shit out if you're metroidvania people

she's me

who angry emoji reacted. fight me.

Wash your dishes, dipshit, the mold is bad for you

i actually am the only person who washes dishes in this ocd household, shut the fuck up

I fear for the household that has to eat off Pablo-washed dishes, Slimer from Ghostbusters could conceivably do a better job of that

Wenn ich entscheide, beim Bewerbungsgespräch die Wahrheit zu sagen:

— Ich bin eine vielseiting unterentwickelte Person.

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