Librels: “WE NEED TO LOWER THE PRICE OF EGGS!!!”
One executive order later:

Saw some dolphins today and we communeted to me through aryan telepathy and they said niggers pollute to much and they can’t wait for the day of the rope

Gotta erhalte Franz den Kaiser,
Unsern guten Kaiser Franz!

We should send all democrats to mars to cause global warming over there. Also so we get rid of them.

But then there would be niggers on mars

This assumes a world where sane people are making decisions, like to send democrats to mars. Therefore there already wouldn’t be any niggers

One thing I’ve noticed in public institutions mainly museums is that the price of admission has increased steeply. The reason I think this is is to keep undesirable niggers and beaners who may compromise the place with there third world attitude

Went to a museum ship today and in these things you always run into that old or middle aged white dude who’s hyper fixation is that ship and he’s having the time of his life

Are you up to date on your shielding from the Goybeams they are sending from Saturn?

It’s not enough to end the h1b process they need to actively deport people who got citizenship through it

Imagine airports pre 9-11 sounds so much easier than some Muslims ruined it and we are told they where the victims

there are countries with free healthcare and there are countries with helicopters on Mars.