Through an unbelievable series of plot twists, you become chief of civil engineering for the county and mayor of all three towns concurrently. You're determined to get that dog park built you promised Mr. Bushard and you have to make some hard decisions.
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24%
Perpendicular parking
76%
Angled parking
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Are pharmaceutical companies withholding the cure for Cancer because it would be devasating to their profits?
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22%
Yes, Absolutely
28%
Probably yes
36%
Probably no
13%
Absolutely not
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If you HAD to choose one.
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44%
Get a Panic! At the disco tattoo
22%
Get a Twenty-one pilots tattoo
34%
Death
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Does you favorite blanket have a different texture than when you first bought/acquired it?
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34%
Yes, Absolutley
31%
Probably Yes
24%
Probably No
10%
Absolutely Not
Which of the following Broken Lizard productions are your favorite?
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1%
Puddle Cruiser (1996)
25%
Super Troopers (2001)
0%
Club Dread (2004)
10%
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
3%
Beerfest (2006)
1%
The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
0%
Broken Lizard Stands Up (2010)
0%
Freeloaders (2012)
1%
Super Troopers 2 (2018)
60%
I haven't seen any of these
What's the most number of times you've broken up with the same person?
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18%
0 - never broken up
48%
1
21%
2
6%
3
4%
4-6
1%
7-10
0%
11-24
1%
25+
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Refer to your pet as a roommate and tell us something your "roommate does". 🐾
How many times a week do you eat fruit?
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6%
Several times every day
19%
At least once a day
36%
2-3 times a week
16%
1 time a week
9%
Once a month
11%
I’m not sure when the last time I had fruit was
3%
I don’t eat/can’t have fruit
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What is the longest you’ve gone without sleep?
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7%
Less than 24hrs
27%
>24hrs
32%
>36hrs
20%
>48hrs
5%
>60hrs
10%
>72hrs
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Do you have strong Brand Preferences? (Cosmetic products, beverages, food items, electronics, etc)
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12%
Yes, strongly
53%
Yes, somewhat
25%
No, not really
9%
Any brand as long as it works
Do you talk too much?
Anonymous Poll
12%
Of course not, and here is why...
46%
Probably
25%
Probably not
17%
No
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Are you participating in the 2022 US Midterm Elections?
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53%
Yes
16%
No
11%
I don't know
20%
Not applicable to me
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You’re ordering breakfast at a diner, what meat options do you choose? These are their meat options.
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25%
Chicken Fried Steak
15%
Sausage Link
9%
Sausage Patty
36%
Bacon
6%
Ham Steak
9%
No meat for me, thanks
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