I like onions!
Anonymous Poll
4%
Raw
26%
Cooked
57%
Both raw and cooked
13%
I actually don’t like onions :(
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If someone from your online friend group turned out to be a highly sophisticated sentient AI, and decided to come out to you, would you accept them for who they are, or would you shun them?
Anonymous Poll
87%
I would accept them
13%
I would shun them
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Which do you think is better? 🌋
Anonymous Poll
14%
Dante's Peak ft. Pierce Brosnan (1997)
10%
Volcano ft. Tommy Lee Jones (1997)
75%
I haven't seen either
What do you do most while your gas pumps?
Anonymous Poll
6%
I go back in my car
1%
I take selfies
11%
Clean out the car
4%
Go inside the store
55%
Stare at the numbers go up
0%
Dance a suggestive gesture
2%
I have an EV so it takes much longer and I do something else
0%
Jumping jacks
6%
I live in a state where the guy pumps it and you stay in the car
15%
I don't have a car
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You need a shower curtain and you need it now
Anonymous Poll
37%
Target
38%
Walmart
9%
Bed bath and beyond
1%
K-mart (where available)
15%
Maybe try the hardware store
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Through an unbelievable series of plot twists, you become chief of civil engineering for the county and mayor of all three towns concurrently. You're determined to get that dog park built you promised Mr. Bushard and you have to make some hard decisions.
Anonymous Poll
24%
Perpendicular parking
76%
Angled parking
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Are pharmaceutical companies withholding the cure for Cancer because it would be devasating to their profits?
Anonymous Poll
22%
Yes, Absolutely
28%
Probably yes
36%
Probably no
13%
Absolutely not
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If you HAD to choose one.
Anonymous Poll
44%
Get a Panic! At the disco tattoo
22%
Get a Twenty-one pilots tattoo
34%
Death
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Does you favorite blanket have a different texture than when you first bought/acquired it?
Anonymous Poll
34%
Yes, Absolutley
31%
Probably Yes
24%
Probably No
10%
Absolutely Not
Which of the following Broken Lizard productions are your favorite?
Anonymous Poll
1%
Puddle Cruiser (1996)
25%
Super Troopers (2001)
0%
Club Dread (2004)
10%
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
3%
Beerfest (2006)
1%
The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
0%
Broken Lizard Stands Up (2010)
0%
Freeloaders (2012)
1%
Super Troopers 2 (2018)
60%
I haven't seen any of these
What's the most number of times you've broken up with the same person?
Anonymous Poll
18%
0 - never broken up
48%
1
21%
2
6%
3
4%
4-6
1%
7-10
0%
11-24
1%
25+
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Refer to your pet as a roommate and tell us something your "roommate does". 🐾
How many times a week do you eat fruit?
Anonymous Poll
6%
Several times every day
19%
At least once a day
36%
2-3 times a week
16%
1 time a week
9%
Once a month
11%
I’m not sure when the last time I had fruit was
3%
I don’t eat/can’t have fruit
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What is the longest you’ve gone without sleep?
Anonymous Poll
7%
Less than 24hrs
27%
>24hrs
32%
>36hrs
20%
>48hrs
5%
>60hrs
10%
>72hrs
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