How often do you watch Broadcast TV? (TV using an antenna of some kind)
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3%
All the time
10%
Occasionally
21%
Its been a while, but I can do it
63%
I cant remember, its been a long time
3%
I don't know what that is
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Have you watched the Netflix series “Dahmer” starring Evan Peters?
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5%
I have
2%
I’ve watched some of it, plan to finish
1%
I watched a few episodes, don’t plan on finishing
11%
Plan on watching it
38%
Have no interest in watching it
43%
I don’t know what that is
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Who serves you most often?
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61%
Google
8%
Siri
6%
Alexa
0%
Cortana
26%
None of the above
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My personal computer is
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8%
Perfect
6%
Beautiful
8%
Impressive
21%
Powerful
33%
Adequate
7%
Older
4%
Not quite what I need
4%
Not quite what I want
5%
Slower than it should be
3%
Unique
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Without looking it up, do you know what someone is referring to if they ask for "Shedd's Spread?"
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9%
Yes ofc
91%
No lol idfk
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How are you saving on your long distance phone calls? ☎️
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5%
10-10-321
6%
10-10-220
2%
10-10-987
87%
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Vaccinated for MonkeyPox? 🦠
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14%
Yes, vaccinated
1%
Yes, vaccinated and have contracted it
83%
No, not vaccinated
2%
No, not vaccinated and have contracted it
Do you use a fursuit spray?
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6%
Yes, a Floral scent
9%
Yes, a Clean scent
13%
Yes, a Sweet scent
4%
Yes, an Earthy/musky scent
13%
No
56%
I don't fursuit
I like onions!
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4%
Raw
26%
Cooked
57%
Both raw and cooked
13%
I actually don’t like onions :(
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If someone from your online friend group turned out to be a highly sophisticated sentient AI, and decided to come out to you, would you accept them for who they are, or would you shun them?
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87%
I would accept them
13%
I would shun them
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Which do you think is better? 🌋
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14%
Dante's Peak ft. Pierce Brosnan (1997)
10%
Volcano ft. Tommy Lee Jones (1997)
75%
I haven't seen either
What do you do most while your gas pumps?
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6%
I go back in my car
1%
I take selfies
11%
Clean out the car
4%
Go inside the store
55%
Stare at the numbers go up
0%
Dance a suggestive gesture
2%
I have an EV so it takes much longer and I do something else
0%
Jumping jacks
6%
I live in a state where the guy pumps it and you stay in the car
15%
I don't have a car
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You need a shower curtain and you need it now
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37%
Target
38%
Walmart
9%
Bed bath and beyond
1%
K-mart (where available)
15%
Maybe try the hardware store
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Through an unbelievable series of plot twists, you become chief of civil engineering for the county and mayor of all three towns concurrently. You're determined to get that dog park built you promised Mr. Bushard and you have to make some hard decisions.
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24%
Perpendicular parking
76%
Angled parking
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Are pharmaceutical companies withholding the cure for Cancer because it would be devasating to their profits?
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22%
Yes, Absolutely
28%
Probably yes
36%
Probably no
13%
Absolutely not
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If you HAD to choose one.
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44%
Get a Panic! At the disco tattoo
22%
Get a Twenty-one pilots tattoo
34%
Death
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