How has your life changed since the Cheesepocalypse Incident of 2014 took place?
Anonymous Poll
12%
For better
77%
Relatively no impact
10%
For worse
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Your Hairy Godmother™ shows up and grants you one of these wishes as compensation for a data breach that occurred in heaven involving your private information. 💈
Anonymous Poll
21%
Remove hair from face
8%
Add hair yo face
6%
Remove hair from chest and back
2%
Add hair to chest and back
30%
Remove hair from private parts
1%
Add hair to private parts
1%
Add hair to legs
7%
Remove hair from legs
11%
Add hair to head
14%
5 years of Identity theft protection monitoring
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How do you feel about KFC? 🍗
Anonymous Poll
31%
Finger Lickin Good
49%
Meh
16%
Gross
5%
I’ve never eaten there
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How often do you watch Broadcast TV? (TV using an antenna of some kind)
Anonymous Poll
3%
All the time
10%
Occasionally
21%
Its been a while, but I can do it
63%
I cant remember, its been a long time
3%
I don't know what that is
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Have you watched the Netflix series “Dahmer” starring Evan Peters?
Anonymous Poll
5%
I have
2%
I’ve watched some of it, plan to finish
1%
I watched a few episodes, don’t plan on finishing
11%
Plan on watching it
38%
Have no interest in watching it
43%
I don’t know what that is
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Who serves you most often?
Anonymous Poll
61%
Google
8%
Siri
6%
Alexa
0%
Cortana
26%
None of the above
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My personal computer is
Anonymous Poll
8%
Perfect
6%
Beautiful
8%
Impressive
21%
Powerful
33%
Adequate
7%
Older
4%
Not quite what I need
4%
Not quite what I want
5%
Slower than it should be
3%
Unique
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Without looking it up, do you know what someone is referring to if they ask for "Shedd's Spread?"
Anonymous Poll
9%
Yes ofc
91%
No lol idfk
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How are you saving on your long distance phone calls? ☎️
Anonymous Poll
5%
10-10-321
6%
10-10-220
2%
10-10-987
87%
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Vaccinated for MonkeyPox? 🦠
Anonymous Poll
14%
Yes, vaccinated
1%
Yes, vaccinated and have contracted it
83%
No, not vaccinated
2%
No, not vaccinated and have contracted it
Do you use a fursuit spray?
Anonymous Poll
6%
Yes, a Floral scent
9%
Yes, a Clean scent
13%
Yes, a Sweet scent
4%
Yes, an Earthy/musky scent
13%
No
56%
I don't fursuit
I like onions!
Anonymous Poll
4%
Raw
26%
Cooked
57%
Both raw and cooked
13%
I actually don’t like onions :(
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If someone from your online friend group turned out to be a highly sophisticated sentient AI, and decided to come out to you, would you accept them for who they are, or would you shun them?
Anonymous Poll
87%
I would accept them
13%
I would shun them
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Which do you think is better? 🌋
Anonymous Poll
14%
Dante's Peak ft. Pierce Brosnan (1997)
10%
Volcano ft. Tommy Lee Jones (1997)
75%
I haven't seen either