Do you think that life exists elsewhere within our solar system on the Jovian moon Europa?
Anonymous Poll
59%
Yes
41%
No
How on point are you with your punctuation?
Anonymous Poll
13%
Impeccable, always flawless
46%
Fairly robust, occasional mishaps
32%
Pretty casual, give or take
5%
Could use some work, but not unreadable
4%
Fairly poor, where do I even begin
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Your team has met its sales quota, and management has decided to reward you by buying lunch. There is a heated debate in the office about what type of food should be ordered. Two dominant teams have formed, which team are you on?
Anonymous Poll
66%
Pizza
34%
Tacos
When are you bitchier?
Anonymous Poll
29%
When I'm hungry
36%
When I'm tired
7%
When I'm bored
29%
When I'm anxious
Either by accident or on purpose, do you ever fall asleep in your daily wear clothing? You know, jeans, etc.
Anonymous Poll
18%
Yes, often
41%
Yes, sometimes
25%
No, not really
16%
No, absolutely not
Out of the following, which is your favorite Star Wars character
Anonymous Poll
28%
Salacious Crumb
7%
Ben Quadinaros
9%
Jek Tono Porkins
19%
Admiral Piett
11%
Nien Nunb
5%
Malakili
21%
Max Rebo
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Do you have a social media post, or video, that has on some level gone viral?
Anonymous Poll
7%
Yes, you're probably seen it
19%
Yeah, kinda
28%
Im not sure if you would call it viral
46%
Absolutely not
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How clean is the inside of your car?
Anonymous Poll
5%
Dealership clean
24%
Pretty clean
29%
Clean enough
13%
Cluttered
6%
I have to shift stuff around to transport people
1%
My car looks like a hoarder lives in it
22%
I donโt have a car
Are your tantrums more destructive, or self destructive?
Anonymous Poll
14%
Destructive
61%
Self Destructive
25%
I've never had a tantrum
Do you eat a Ritz cracker salt side down, or salt side up?
Anonymous Poll
43%
Salt Side Up
40%
Salt Side Down
17%
I've never just eaten a Ritz cracker
Another poll about spaghetti? Of course. Do you break your noodles in half before you put them in the boiling water, or do you put them in whole ?
Anonymous Poll
69%
Whole, of course
24%
Broken in half, why not
7%
I have never made spaghetti
PSA: Tighten the balls/jewlery on your piercings
Anonymous Poll
9%
Thank you
7%
f u my shits always tight
8%
My piercings don't have threaded components to tighten
76%
I don't have any piercings
Before you go out, do you spend any time on what you look like?
Anonymous Poll
12%
Yes, I'm trying to attract potential fwbs or partners with my aesthetic
42%
Yes, even though I don't need to attract any potential partners
7%
No, but I am trying to attract potential partners
18%
No, and im not trying to attract potential partners
8%
I don't "go out" but I wish I did
13%
I don't "go out" and im perfectly fine living in my hobbit hole
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Did you enter the MFF room lottery?
Anonymous Poll
2%
Yes, got a suite
8%
Yes, got a room in the hyatt
4%
Yes, got a room elsewhere
18%
Yes but lost (no room)
69%
Did not enter the room lottery
How has your life changed since the Cheesepocalypse Incident of 2014 took place?
Anonymous Poll
12%
For better
77%
Relatively no impact
10%
For worse
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Your Hairy Godmotherโข shows up and grants you one of these wishes as compensation for a data breach that occurred in heaven involving your private information. ๐
Anonymous Poll
21%
Remove hair from face
8%
Add hair yo face
6%
Remove hair from chest and back
2%
Add hair to chest and back
30%
Remove hair from private parts
1%
Add hair to private parts
1%
Add hair to legs
7%
Remove hair from legs
11%
Add hair to head
14%
5 years of Identity theft protection monitoring
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How do you feel about KFC? ๐
Anonymous Poll
31%
Finger Lickin Good
49%
Meh
16%
Gross
5%
Iโve never eaten there
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How often do you watch Broadcast TV? (TV using an antenna of some kind)
Anonymous Poll
3%
All the time
10%
Occasionally
21%
Its been a while, but I can do it
63%
I cant remember, its been a long time
3%
I don't know what that is
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