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You're invited to a wedding, and you've decided to go. Which entree do you select for the dinner?
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42%
Beef
32%
Chicken
17%
Fish
9%
Vegetarian/Vegan
Do you ever do something that borders on inappropriate, just because you know you can get away with it?
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63%
Yes
23%
No
15%
I don’t know
What's your favorite alter ego of Doug's?
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2%
Durango Doug
17%
Quailman
1%
Jack Bandit
0%
Race Canyon
2%
Smash Adams
1%
The Chameleon
7%
Doug in the really big suit from the "banging on a trash can" music video daydream
70%
I don't know who Doug is
You ever let someone else use your rectangle? 📱
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38%
Yes
28%
No
22%
Absolutely not
11%
I don’t know
Scenario: You’re in the car with someone for 4 hours on a road trip, and they decide to buy a container of hard boiled eggs at a truck stop to eat on the way there.
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14%
Fucking rude
18%
Kinda rude
38%
I don’t see the problem
30%
They can eat what they want
The hours you work for your primary job is driven mostly by...
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13%
Based upon the hours the business is open to the public
29%
9-5 or other standard working hours
11%
Based on some other arbitrary work schedule unrelated to when customers can do business with us
4%
Based only on when meetings/conference calls are
4%
First responder/on call/work as dispatched
4%
Based on client appointments or availability of customers
10%
Some other weirdness
11%
Nothing, I can work whenever as long as I get my job done
14%
Nothing, I don't have a job
You ever just Grill ‘n Chill at the Dairy Queen?
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2%
I eat at the Dairy Queen regularly
29%
I occasionally eat at the Dairy Queen
43%
I used to, or have once, but there aren’t any in my area now, or I just don’t anymore
26%
I’ve never eaten at a Dairy Queen, or don’t know what that is
It’s been a little over 60 days since Telegram Premium was released for purchase.
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10%
I bought it when it first became available
5%
I eventually bought it
1%
I bought it, but then cancelled it
12%
I’ve been considering purchasing it
5%
I want it, but I can’t afford it
68%
I’m still not interested in purchasing it for one reason or another
How do you like your chicken cooked? 🍗
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67%
Well done
13%
Medium well
8%
Medium
3%
Medium rare
9%
Rare
Who would win in a fight?
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23%
The Predator
40%
The Terminator
24%
The Batman
13%
Robocop
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How often do you tip at a restaurant?
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51%
Always, no matter what
35%
Most of the time, depends on service
4%
Only when I receive amazing service
2%
Very rarely, regardless of the service
8%
I don't tip at restaurants
What is your opinion on Slim Jims?
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4%
They are gross because they are meat
7%
They are gross because they aren't *meat*
14%
They are gross because I don't like the taste
6%
Fuck Macho Man Randy Savage
46%
I like them
23%
What is this I don't even
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How do you normally consume your ramen? 🍜
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19%
Only fancy restaurant ramen
6%
Made from scratch fancy home cooked ramen
24%
Fancy pre-packaged ramen
41%
Top Ramen or Cup Noodles
11%
No ramen for me, thanks
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Do you have ADHD/ADD (in your opinion)?
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17%
Yes, diagnosed, medicated
21%
Yes, and diagnosed, but not medicated
1%
Yes, and not diagnosed, but mediated anyway
1%
Yes, diagnosed, but my prescribed medication isn't working for me
18%
Yes but I'm not diagnosed nor medicated
23%
No
19%
I'm not sure
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Congratulations! You have Publishers Clearing House. Click here for more information https://tinyurl.com/4dcezzr7
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11%
Awesome!
89%
This is a scam
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If you could give someone, who is not immediately attached to you, $1,000,000, who would it be, and why?
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On average, what time of the day do you normally shower? 🚿
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35%
In the morning
15%
Mid day
50%
At night
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Laundry Detergent 🧺
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54%
I have a brand preference
39%
I use whatever is cheapest
7%
I don’t do my own laundry
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You're on a date/meetup with someone new and they need to step outside the restaurant to light up a cigarette 🚬.
Your snap judgment is that this is... [Multi select]
Your snap judgment is that this is... [Multi select]
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29%
Perfectly fine
9%
Something we have in common / a good idea
17%
Uncool / unprofessional
42%
Gross
23%
Outdated (why aren't they just vaping?)
30%
A deal breaker
36%
Something to be worked on with them
14%
Indicative of their priorities on time
17%
Indicative of their priorities on money
19%
Indicative of their level of willpower
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Windows 11? 💻
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21%
Did it
3%
Gotta do it
39%
Idk maybe later
19%
Never
4%
I use a mac
7%
I use a linux
2%
I don't use a computer
5%
TempleOS ftw
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