Are your groceries cheaper yet?
Anonymous Poll
10%
Yes
17%
"G-groceries? Oh, I remember," she chuckled bitingly. "When the sky was still light, we had food..."
20%
I'm sure I will be trickled down upon soon
9%
I sneak into farmers fields at night and tear unripened carrots from the earth and swallow all
44%
My savings get eaten every month
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Oops! All curses! Would you rather have small hands, or big feet?
Anonymous Poll
30%
Small hands 🤚
70%
Big feet 🦶
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Forwarded from nill (dms ok) 💜 RIP my babygirl
Which is more *peak*?
Anonymous Poll
25%
"Megaplex pool"
4%
"Aquatifur pool"
11%
"BLFC pool"
6%
"FWA pool"
55%
Been to none of these
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Flash poll: How's Iran looking for your next oil - I mean real estate - I mean Human Rights investment?
Anonymous Poll
11%
Yes
14%
This will cause my grocery prices to go down
38%
I'm so distracted from the Files , I don't even remember that guy's name
37%
No
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Since I don't think the reddit remindme bot works anymore, how long until the AI bubble pops and Nvidia stock freefalls like debris from the space shuttle Columbia?
Anonymous Poll
2%
One Week
7%
One Month
43%
One Year
16%
Five Years
5%
It's already popped
7%
Actually AI And LLMs are very useful and will be part of our lives going forward in circular economy
20%
Those are a lot of words for an irrelevant poll channel
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Important Runoff Poll: Which rakish, lovable, mischievous but redeemable canine protagonist / deuteragonist is best?
Anonymous Poll
45%
Bad Guy Wolfe
55%
Wilde, Nick
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Are you being stalked?
Anonymous Quiz
17%
Yes
26%
N...no... *nervously peeking out shades*
22%
I can make it through Publix without crying thank you very much
27%
That's really not funny. Wow ifs has gone downhill
9%
*that screen from Winter Soldier where the helicarrier sniper lines up on friends of democracy*
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Have you ever been fired from a job?
Anonymous Poll
18%
Yes, for a legal or reasonable reason such as causing shipwreck
16%
Yes for an entirely illegal or vindictive reason like my disability
2%
I may be getting fired right now!
21%
No, I'm cis
6%
No, I've never had a job to get fired from
19%
No, I quit first before I can get fired
18%
I have a unique entirely original answer to this question and I'm LIVID it's not one of the options
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🏳️⚧️ Happy Trans day of visibility. Fandom-wide check in, your trans status:
Anonymous Poll
22%
Trans
6%
Fluid
6%
Egg
5%
Proud partner
0%
Proud parent
9%
Best frens
34%
Ally
18%
Foe?
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If you were President or Primary Minister, in what method would you end your premiership ?
Anonymous Poll
29%
I would peacefully and willingly and democratically transfer power to my successor
16%
I would cause a nationwide wave of flying saucer sightings before becoming a beam of light
5%
I would hop on a submarine
7%
I would pile with two friends into a blue Volvo and set off towards Borås
3%
I would jump in a car for a friendly chat and drive down the Ngong Road at 3am
3%
I would start a destructive whirlwind of war and social upheaval so my unhinged policies...
3%
... look reasonable, warranted, even the better choice of the two
32%
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