Found one

There's only two kinds of beach birds, seagulls and pelicans.

Seagulls are general city flying birds, they live in flocks, do funny sounds, are quite smart, chase eachother and are very scared of humans

Pelicans are exclusive seabirds, they're dumb and retarded, don't make sounds, live alone, and genuinely do not give a single shit about you.

Cormorant? Pelican. Penguin? Seagull

You might think of herons as seagulls but they're actually a pelican

Ducks are definitely seagulls that is unless they're home grown mallards at which point they become pelicans

10 inch girth

This is a message for the nonhomosexual men in chat - if you ever tire of the sausage party that is the scene, or wish you could meet a based and trad girl , but have nowhere to meet any -
Please take a moment to thank guys like “Rupert Thurman “ and his sidekick “Maximus penguinus “.
Nothing makes girls NOT want anything to do with this entire coonmunity like being called a “bitch” for simply joining a chat . This faggot coded shit does not work on me, because my dick is bigger , and I don’t give a fuck what losers attempt to project on me . Other females would never come back . I wasn’t aware this chat was solely open to mentally handicapped and sexually deprived men .
Put the small dick energy away , it is never a good look.

Just something to consider , gentlemen .

If you get close enough to the screen you can see radiating particles of SSRIs off of this post

The unmistakable foid mark

How black people be washing they chicken

This is the promised destiny for all faithful truecels once they go to Valhalla for shooting up a 7/11

I have the same Hairline of José btw