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BREAKING: Rep. Tim Burchett calls for the execution of Benjamin Netanyahu’s former private bodyguard, who was caught in a sting operation attempting to rape a teenage boy.
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BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu claims social media is fueling declining support for Israel and says there is too much freedom for people to say “whatever they want.”
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Forwarded from Cap'n Tater's Greasy Burger Barge
Two new classes of mage are available. Which one would you prefer to be?
Anonymous Poll
17%
The Delusionist - Similar to an illusionist, but he can only trick himself.
62%
The Negromancer - Has the power to summon and command black people.
32%
Tater is fat and stupid.
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Two mages - a Delusionist and a Negromancer - just finished fighting off a group of bandits who were raiding a local village. The Negromancer managed to drive them off with the help of two of his favorite summons - 「Voodoo Child」and 「Basketball Jones」. "Well done, my good and faithful servants." The Negromancer congratulated his summoned companions before rewinding the hip hop tape in the magic boombox he uses to summon them, and his summoned negroes dissipated into Kool-aid powder until it was time for them to come out once more.
"That's unacceptable!" shouted a voice from the village. It was Karen, a local tubby white woman.
"Sure it is," replied the Delusionist.
"Seriously?! He's using black people like Pokémon!"
"Yes, and they enjoy it." The Delusionist's eyes began to glow with arcane force as he spoke. "They're very happy."
"Happy?!" Karen scoffed. "They're enslaved!"
"Just as nature intended." The glow in the Delusionist's eyes intensified.
"You're horrible! How can you be okay with this?"
"But so are you," the Delusionist declared. "You told me yourself."
As Karen continued to get herself worked up, she felt a hand on her shoulder. It was the Negromancer. "Do not argue with him. He uses magic to convince himself that what he believes to be true, is in fact true."
Karen was taken aback. "How useful could that possibly be?"
"It's the greatest power in the universe," the Delusionist answered as he and the Negromancer left to return to the Mage's Guild.
"That's unacceptable!" shouted a voice from the village. It was Karen, a local tubby white woman.
"Sure it is," replied the Delusionist.
"Seriously?! He's using black people like Pokémon!"
"Yes, and they enjoy it." The Delusionist's eyes began to glow with arcane force as he spoke. "They're very happy."
"Happy?!" Karen scoffed. "They're enslaved!"
"Just as nature intended." The glow in the Delusionist's eyes intensified.
"You're horrible! How can you be okay with this?"
"But so are you," the Delusionist declared. "You told me yourself."
As Karen continued to get herself worked up, she felt a hand on her shoulder. It was the Negromancer. "Do not argue with him. He uses magic to convince himself that what he believes to be true, is in fact true."
Karen was taken aback. "How useful could that possibly be?"
"It's the greatest power in the universe," the Delusionist answered as he and the Negromancer left to return to the Mage's Guild.
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>be Scoot
>take Scoot daughter to doctor office
>exwife set this all up
>exwife is down as the guarantor of the account
>asks Scoot for co-pay
>"bill it to the account"
>take Scoot daughter to doctor office
>exwife set this all up
>exwife is down as the guarantor of the account
>asks Scoot for co-pay
>"bill it to the account"
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