Funny story: a few years ago, I came back to the States from Australia. I was in line going through customs when I noticed terrible BO coming from behind me. It was so bad I was getting nauseated. Well I turn around and notice a flock of Hasidic Jews right behind me, one of which was way in my personal space. Now I've been holding in a huge fart that's been building up on the last few hours of my 15 hour flight from Melbourne to LAX. I was planning on holding it in until I got past customs and take a monster shit. So I decided "Fuck it" and ripped a loud, massive fart on the Jewish family right behind me. They didn't say anything of course but they gave me some space after that.

>Mfw I actually got to gas some Jews

Americans are going extinct because they're too fat to reproduce.

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